GSGroundskeeper Seamus
This be your doing Willie, I'll turn your groin to puddin'
Ach, you speak like a poet, but you punch like one too!
“I am Furious (Yellow)” · Season 13
In this episode: Comic Book Guy (4), Bart Simpson (3), Stan Lee (3), Homer Simpson (2), Krusty the Clown (1), Lenny Leonard (1), Groundskeeper Willie (1)
RRadio
Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the under padding?
I hate them so MUCH!
Greetings, true believers! [upon entering the store, promptly places an X-Men comic over a Superman one]
Ooh, my heart's pounding like Thor's hammer on Doctor Doom's titanium-infused faceplate!
Hey, aren't you the guy who was stalking Lynda Carter?
The term is "courting". Restraining order says no-no, but her eyes say yes-yes. [strokes a Wonder Woman action figure]
Let's see what you've got, son. [takes Bart's strip to read] My Spidey-Sense is tingling!
It's that good?
Oh, did I say "Spidey"? I meant "Stinky"! 'Nuff said.
[dejected] What did I do wrong?
Oh, I don't know; try everything!
Now hold on, Comic Book Guy. This boy is still finding his voice!
So you're saying I should keep trying?
Absolutely! If you fail, you can always open a comic book store!
Stan Lee insulted me! But in Bizarro World, that means he likes me!
[At Krustylu Studios, Krusty is watching Angry Dad struggle with the ketchup to put on his chips. Looking inside the bottle, it pours its contents on him and pushes him across the room.]
[ironically] Whoa that's funny. There's only one way my show can compete with this.
[pushes the button on the intercom]
Book that animal that always chomps on my groin.
SSecretary
Susan Anton?
No, the lemur.
[Angry Dad comes home from work.]
ADAngry Dad
Oh what a day. Maybe the headlines will cheer me up.
[Headline caption: You Suck, Angry Dad!]
ADAngry Dad
[growls in anger] That's opinion, not news!
[Angry Dad's head swells, then his eyes pop.]
[Comic Bart spray paints a logo on Angry Dad's back.]
CBComic Bart
This has been a Bartoon presentation, in association with Ay Carumba Entertainment.
[Angry Dad turns around and growls. Infuriated by Bart for making him a worldwide laughingstock in the web and in Springfield, Homer rushes home to strangle him.]
[At the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant in the cartoon]
ADAngry Dad
This job sure is easy. Now to press this button.
[He presses a red button and the cooling towers explode in a giant cloud]
ADAngry Dad
NOT AGAIN!!!!
[A cartoon version of Mr. Burns shows up]
CBCartoon Mr. Burns
[Voiced by Bart in a deeper voice] Angry Dad, you're fired.
[Angry Dad's head soon explodes and shows a similar cloud]
Stan Lee came back?
Stan Lee never left. I'm beginning to think his mind is no longer in mint condition.
[Homer has fallen into Bart and Milhouse's trap in the garden and got covered in green paint]
Grrrr...! RAAAAARRGGGHHH!!! HOMER MAD!!! AAARRRGGH!! [Bashes the fence down] GAAAAAARRRGGH!!!
Thank God his pants stayed on.
AAAARRGGHH!!! [Rampages through the town.] HOMER MAD!! HOMER SMASH!! GET REVENGE ON WORLD!!!
Look, it's the Incredible Hulk!
GAAAARRRGGGHH!!!
He can't be the Hulk! I'm the Hulk! [starts growling and grabbing onto his shirt, ripping it] Rrroar-owwll!!
Oh, please, you couldn't even change to Bill Bixby.
Come on, damn it, change! Mmmhhmhhmm! [in defeat] Oh, forget it. [strains a little more, then gives up again] I really did it once.
[taking Stan inside] Yes, yes. I just wish you had the power to leave my store.
Mmmhmm...
You almost had it there.
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