“Viva Ned Flanders” · Season 10
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Ned Flanders (2), Don Rickles (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Grampa Simpson (1)
Alright here comes the implosion!
[Pushes the plunger down] Implosion? I thought you said...
[The Monty Burns Casino blows up in a cloud of dust with a variety of things, as well as Don Rickles, flying out into the air]
HOCKEY PUUUUUCK!
[as they all run from the dust] Heh, heh! Don Rickles zinged ya, Marge!
[After running over someone in the dust cloud]
Dad, you hit Don Rickles!
I'm okay, but some Puerto Rican guy's trying to steal your hubcaps. [laughs] Just kidding! I'm a nice guy.
Slave girl! Oh, slave girl!
More libations, my imperial conqueror?
What was that?
More booze. You want more booze?
Goshdarn it! Am I that pre-diddly-ictable? [sighs] I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life!
[a car stops besides Ned with Abe, Jasper and three attractive women]
Hey there!
Look at that! Everyone's living it up except Ned. [car pulls away out of earshot]
Help! We're being carjacked!
Don't get clever, old man. [cocks a revolver] Now take us to Dress Barn.
So what about all this meat?
Ah, the missus will clean that up.
Now it's Marge's time to shine!
That sure was a fun trip to Las Vegas.
Auh, too many kids.
Someone dishonoring their marriage vows!? Not in Las Vegas.
[While Homer and Ned try to flee]
[screams] The Moody Blues!
"Cold hearted Homer ditching his wife, while ancient Ned runs for his life"
"Chips of blue, and red, and white, but we decide..."
Oh can the poems, it's arse-whooping time!
[draws a switchblade] I want fatty! [Homer screams]
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