Mel GibsonJohn Travolta flew me in his jet. Now I have to help him move next weekend. He deliberately waited 'til we were in the air to ask me!
A character in The Simpsons
Played by Mel Gibson
The Simpsons · 3,477 quotes
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Mel GibsonJohn Travolta flew me in his jet. Now I have to help him move next weekend. He deliberately waited 'til we were in the air to ask me!
Mel GibsonSo Homer, will you come to Hollywood with me?
You had me at hello ("smiles")
Mel GibsonI didn't say hello.
[Crowd surrounds Mel Gibson]
Mel GibsonHi, everybody.
Hi, Mr. Gibson!
[After the executive screening of Mel's violent remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington]
You've desecrated a classic film! This is worse than Godfather III!
Mel GibsonWhoa, whoa, hey, whoa, let's not say things we can't take back.
Alright, alright, I'm sorry. But this film is never going to see the light of day!
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