Charles quotes from The Simpsons

Where is she? Where is that soul sucking she-beast I call sweetums?

Homer

All right, pal. I've made a diagram of all the places on Marge you're not allowed to touch. [shows diagram] Especially the hair!

Oh, not to worry. I'm a bit of an elbow man myself. Bit different...bit weird...not sexual.

Homer

You take forever to say nothing.

Charles, I'm leaving you.

Patty

You snooze, you lose!

[astounded] You're leaving me for him!?

Homer

So it would seem, but Cousin It there was born a woman!

Patty

What brought us together is how much we hate you!

Homer

Yeah!? Well I'm gonna vote 'No' on Proposition 72 so you can't adopt! [Patty twists Homer's arm] Kidding! Kidding! I don't vote! The polling station's up a hill and I never make it!

I miss that Ralph Wiggum. Reminds me of my boy.

Mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.