“Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife” · Season 17
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Charles (3), Lisa Simpson (1), Patty (1)
All right, pal. I've made a diagram of all the places on Marge you're not allowed to touch. [shows diagram] Especially the hair!
Oh, not to worry. I'm a bit of an elbow man myself. Bit different...bit weird...not sexual.
You take forever to say nothing.
Where is she? Where is that soul sucking she-beast I call sweetums?
[Charles' wife, Verity walks in with Patty]
Charles, I'm leaving you.
You snooze, you lose!
[astounded] You're leaving me for him!?
So it would seem, but Cousin It there was born a woman!
What brought us together is how much we hate you!
Yeah!? Well I'm gonna vote 'No' on Proposition 72 so you can't adopt! [Patty twists Homer's arm] Kidding! Kidding! I don't vote! The polling station's up a hill and I never make it!
Why must we share them with the world?
Because we'll be on TV, and earn enough money to buy a TV... TV!
But Dad!
Yes, TV-sa?
Forget it...
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