Mr. Burns quotes from The Simpsons

Hip joints! Who wants a hip joint?

Eyeballs! Can't see without your eyeballs!

Euthanasia! Sweet, sweet euthanasia!

Mr. Burns

Ooh! Can I buy it as a gift?

No!

I believe last week we were discussing your anger issues.

Mr. Burns

[angry] Anger issues? Anger issues?! Anger issues? Anger issues?!

Yeah all right, I'm afraid our 50 minutes are almost up.

Mr. Burns

Sorry. You were saying?

Mr. Burns

This was the home of ruthless media disruptor Samuel F. B. Morse! Who's his successor? That fellow? [gestures towards a student]

"Fellow"! That term is cisgender normative, okay?! You're worse than Hitler!

Mr. Burns

Too late for flattery. I'm not giving this school a dime.

Mr. Burns

Oh, why can't I be loved AND feared, like God?

Homer

Why? Because you're the boss, we're the workers. It goes back to caveman days. Ten guys killed the mammoth while the boss yelled at them. Then the boss got all the meat and they got all the toenails. Because that's the way life works. Next came the Renaissance, and the invention of the time clock, which meant the boss no longer had to waste time checking on his employees and could become Pope and marry his sister. With recent times came unions and workers' rights. Which were then taken away in even more recent times.

Wrap it up, Homer. That catwalk is starting to buckle.

Homer

My point is, no matter what, Mr. Burns, the boss sucks, so why shouldn't you?

Homer

[as a deer] Time for a little "stag party."

Mr. Burns

[as a hunter] Thank God you're herbivores.

Homer

[as a deer] That's right. And today your name is "Herb."