Bentley Raccoon quotes from The Raccoons

Oh Lisa...

No way!

You didn't know what I was gonna say!

You wanted me to lend you the money to replace Bert's car and fix the window, so no way!

Bert

So uh, how you feeling Bentley?

How do you think? I just got fired from my very first job!

Bert

Aww cheer up little buddy! You'll be fired from other jobs! (chuckles)

You're not helping Bert...

I haven't done that since I was a kid! Speaking of which Bentley, you are off the hook! That whole computer mess wasn't your fault at all.

It wasn't? I can have my old job back?

Of course not. Never should have hired you in the first place! You're supposed to enjoy the summer. You'll have plenty of time to be a grown up!

You're the best, sweetest, most understanding parents in the world! That's why you should let me have a puppy!

Nicole

Bentley, for the last time you cannot have a puppy, until, you've proven you're responsible enough to take care of it!

I just DID the dishes, didn't I? And you didn't even have to ask me! I AM responsible!

Nicole

Uh-huh. And what happened to your goldfish?

But I was just a kid then! If I had a puppy, I'd walk him, and feed him, and be the best friend a puppy ever had!

George

You heard your mother, Bentley.

Fine. I guess I'm just gonna be a lonely boy without a dog... for the rest of my natural life. Sheesh.

Bert

Okay, now you've got all Broo's stuff, but, uh... we better go over the list one more time. Let's see. Now you've got to walk him...

Four times a day, brush him once a day, he gets two bowls of puppy munch and fresh water at all times. I've got it, Bert. Just relax!

Nicole

All set, Bentley?

You bet!

Bert

Now you'll have a good time with Bentley, okay, little buddy?

See ya, Bert. Come on, Broo!

Nicole

Don't worry, Bert, Broo will be fine.

Bert

Bentley, where's Broo?

I left him outside. I told him to wait by the door.

Bert

You left him outside? Alone? You call that looking after a puppy?

But it's only for a few minutes! And what could happen to him anyway?

Bert

That's not the point Bentley, you said you'd look after him!

So Mom and Dad said I wasn't ready to take responsibility for a puppy.

Bert

Well...

Yeah, yeah. You don't have to say it. They're right.

Bert

However, it seems to me that admitting you're not ready for responsibility shows a certain amount of responsibility!

Bentley Raccoon!

Lisa!

Take that thing out of your mouth right now buster!

Hey, I was only fooling around!

You don't fool around with cigarettes! You have any idea what they can do to your health? You can't breathe, they smell awful, they're expensive and once you start smoking it's almost impossible to stop! Bentley, cigarettes are NOT cool!

I know that stuff already. And you know that I don't smoke. Brother! Sisters can be so dumb!

(about the fishing hole) It was a good place. At least we've got our memories.

I don't. I never got the chance.

Maybe not, Bentley. But feeling sorry about it won't change anything.

You're right, Cedric. It's up to us. We've got to change things.