George Raccoon quotes from The Raccoons

George

Ah Nicole, what if I bomb? What if I don't get the job? I wish none of this had ever happened.

Nicole

Well it did happen, and we'll get through it. We're all going to be out there rooting for you George.

Bert

You're not saying much, Lisa! Uh, how was your day?

Lousy, as if you care.

Melissa

What's wrong, Lisa?

Everything! Everything's wrong! I've got no friends anymore, I miss my school, I HATE THIS HOUSE!

George

That's enough, young lady! We've all got a lot of adjusting to do!

Oh, sure! Everyone else is happy! Nobody cares what I think! None of this would have happened if you hadn't lost your job!

Nicole

LISA!

(runs away sobbing) It's all your fault! And I hope you don't get that stupid job at the station! (slams the door and continues sobbing)

You're the best, sweetest, most understanding parents in the world! That's why you should let me have a puppy!

Nicole

Bentley, for the last time you cannot have a puppy, until, you've proven you're responsible enough to take care of it!

I just DID the dishes, didn't I? And you didn't even have to ask me! I AM responsible!

Nicole

Uh-huh. And what happened to your goldfish?

But I was just a kid then! If I had a puppy, I'd walk him, and feed him, and be the best friend a puppy ever had!

George

You heard your mother, Bentley.

Fine. I guess I'm just gonna be a lonely boy without a dog... for the rest of my natural life. Sheesh.

Bert

Hi George! Hard at work on another pecan pie?

George

Er, no, not exactly Bert.

Bert

(looking in oven) Ah, a luxurious lime mousse!

George

Bert, I'm cleaning the oven.