Bert Raccoon quotes from The Raccoons

Bert

I'm not afraid of anything! I even go to sleep without a nightlight!

Bert

Rub your belly with linseed oil, wrap your head in aluminum foil, Clap your hands, stamp your feet, our secret hand shake can't be beat! YAHOO!

Bert

I knew we shouldn't have come out on a full moon!

Bert

It was... just the wind!

Bert

Look up in the sky! It's Bert Raccoon, king of the air!

Bert

What's the difference between Cyril Sneer and a canoe? (pauses) That's right! A canoe tips!

Bert

We've got more customers than Cyril Sneer's got bank accounts!

Bert

Now... did you say something about... peanut butter fudge?

Bert

(to Gertie who's driving the motorcycle he's sitting in) Do you have your pilot's licence for this thing?!

Bert

Well, we'd better start napping. We've gotta store a LOT of energy for Aunt Gertie's next visit!

Bert

Well, I guess I'll go see what titillating tidbits I can pick up.

Bert

Now that's what I call time travel!

Bert

I got it! I got it!

Bert

It's got me! IT'S GOT ME! HELP!

Bert

Boy, this metal detector works great! It's gonna make us a fortune! Doubloons, pieces of eight, maybe even pieces of nine!

Bert

(After avoiding the lasers) YOW! Phew, made it...but my sweater will never be the same.