Stop the presses! I've always wanted to say that!
Pig Three
The Raccoons · 375 quotes
7th most-quoted character in The Raccoons: in 42 of its 375 quotes
Most scenes with: Pig One (27), Pig Two (25), Cyril Sneer (16)
Lines by Pig Three 1
Scenes with Pig Three 41
(Cyril sets off a trap which causes a boulder to roll down the hill to stop Bert getting up the mountain)
I built this stuff into the mountain twenty years ago, and it still works!
(The boulder rebounds off the curved trunk of a tree just before it reaches Bert, and is sent flying back towards Cyril and the pigs)
Unfortunately sir, but...
That tree wasn't there...
TWENTY YEARS AGO!
You. Start counting.
Yes sir.
One, two, four, five, six...
You missed three!
Oh, I did? (laughs nervously) I've always had problems with geometry!
If you come and work for Sneer Industries we'll make you all stars, plus you'll make a lot of money!
(murmurs) Huh, for the boss!
We're under siege!
We're underpaid!
It's a bill from the Mammoth Power Company!
So what? (opens locker full of bills) We have hundreds of those!
Phew! Just in time!
Now we can unleash the water of Phase One.
But first thing's first!
Right! Lunch!
Oh, your colored imagery is so good!
It's an existential statement.
I thought it was a tree.
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No! It's Superclam!
We've blown a fuse!
I'M going to blow a fuse if you don't get these lights back on!
About time! What's for dinner?
Tuna and potato chip casserole!
Escalope, cinnamon and lima bean potato chips!
And imitation bacon potato chip and marshmallow pie!
Ooh... I feel sick! (turns green and keels over)
Money is no object!
Uh, are you feeling okay boss?
What did we ever do before we got this computer?
Huh! Too much!
We've hit pay dirt fellas! Simon's old trunk!
Now we'll expose that impostor for what he really is!
Yeah, an impostor! And the Boss will give us that raise!
(disguised as a detective) Well, just the bunch of guys I'm looking for. The name's Warm. Luke Warm.
Oh yeah? Well whatever you're selling, we're not buying!
I'm looking for the dirt on your new house guest. Get the picture?
No and we don't have time!
Look, you stooges better start yappin', 'cos I've got some info that could land you in H2O at 212! Get it?
We don't know what you're talking about. Have you ever considered English as a first language?
More The Raccoons characters
All The Raccoons quotes →
Bert RaccoonLen Carlson · 115 quotes
POPig One70 quotes
RRRalph RaccoonBob Dermer · 62 quotes
CSCedric SneerMarvin Goldhar · 56 quotes
PTPig Two56 quotes
Melissa RaccoonSusan Roman · 40 quotes
BRBentley Raccoon24 quotes
BBLady Baden-BadenBob Dermer · 12 quotes
LRLisa RaccoonLisa Lougheed · 12 quotes
Pigs TwoLen Carlson · 11 quotes
SchaefferCarl Banas · 9 quotes
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Raccoons pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.