Cedric Sneer quotes from The Raccoons

I haven't seen pop this happy since he evicted Grandma!

It’s time to call out my secret service.

What secret service?

It’s so secret, I haven’t told anyone!

What's this?

My homework!

You've been out of school for three years!

It's... late?

I'm not supposed to have visitors!

Bert

We're not visitors. We're liberators!

That’s it? That’s the fort you guys have been bragging about?

Well... I guess it does need a little work here and there.

A little work? It needs an architectural firm!

Well Cedric, those beans ought to hold you till morning.

They'll hold me for a month!

Did you bring me anything special Sophia?

Oh yes, Cedric!

Bert

Great! what is it? Peanut Butter?

Melissa

Even better, Bert!

Chocolate Pudding?

No, something you boys would really enjoy...Beans!

Beans?

Hey Melissa, let's try that secret handshake again!

I've got a better idea, let's all try it together!

Hi, Cedric!

Schaeffer

Hey, what's in the bag?

Oh, nothing...just a few of my personal belongings...

Melissa

Cedric, is everything all right?

No, I've left home. Pop doesn't appreciate me. He thinks I'm just a living, breathing adding machine.

Melissa

Oh, Cedric, Cyril loves you...in his own mercenary way.

Good night Bert, Goodnight Cedric.

Goodnight.

Bert

Goodnight.

WAIT!

Bert

What is it?

I can't fall asleep, until I here my lullaby!

I don't think we know your lullaby.

Melissa

Why don't you sing it for us, and maybe we'll learn it for tomorrow night?

It's not the same unless Pop is singing it.

Bert

Adventure is my middle name!

Mine's Sydney!

Pop! It's just a harmless adventure!

Adventure? There's no adventure in a treasure that isn't collecting 12 and a quarter percent per annum!

Oh no! Removing the treasure's setting off the traps! I thought you said they wouldn't work!

Bert

I guess I can't be right all the time...

Pop! You subscribed to the Evergreen Standard?

Of course! It's a daily pleasure I wouldn't miss!

Which section would you like today sir?

Well, let's start with 'Ask Bert'! (he tears the page out, throws it on the fire and laughs)

You. Start counting.

Yes sir.

One, two, four, five, six...

You missed three!

Oh, I did? (laughs nervously) I've always had problems with geometry!

Bert

Only one person's gonna get that contract and that's me!

Says who, big shot?

Bert

Says me, hose nose!