Nicole Raccoon quotes from The Raccoons

George

Ah Nicole, what if I bomb? What if I don't get the job? I wish none of this had ever happened.

Nicole

Well it did happen, and we'll get through it. We're all going to be out there rooting for you George.

(on the phone) Oh, everything's fine! I guess...

Nicole

I'm heading off to the Raccoondominium. Want to come along?

(to Nicole) No thanks, Mom, have fun! (on the phone) Sorry about that. Uh, how's the basketball team doing without me? They won? Gee, that's... that's great! You have to go? Oh, no-no, I've got lots to do. Say hi to everybody for me. Bye.

Bert

You're not saying much, Lisa! Uh, how was your day?

Lousy, as if you care.

Melissa

What's wrong, Lisa?

Everything! Everything's wrong! I've got no friends anymore, I miss my school, I HATE THIS HOUSE!

George

That's enough, young lady! We've all got a lot of adjusting to do!

Oh, sure! Everyone else is happy! Nobody cares what I think! None of this would have happened if you hadn't lost your job!

Nicole

LISA!

(runs away sobbing) It's all your fault! And I hope you don't get that stupid job at the station! (slams the door and continues sobbing)

You're the best, sweetest, most understanding parents in the world! That's why you should let me have a puppy!

Nicole

Bentley, for the last time you cannot have a puppy, until, you've proven you're responsible enough to take care of it!

I just DID the dishes, didn't I? And you didn't even have to ask me! I AM responsible!

Nicole

Uh-huh. And what happened to your goldfish?

But I was just a kid then! If I had a puppy, I'd walk him, and feed him, and be the best friend a puppy ever had!

George

You heard your mother, Bentley.

Fine. I guess I'm just gonna be a lonely boy without a dog... for the rest of my natural life. Sheesh.

Bert

Okay, now you've got all Broo's stuff, but, uh... we better go over the list one more time. Let's see. Now you've got to walk him...

Four times a day, brush him once a day, he gets two bowls of puppy munch and fresh water at all times. I've got it, Bert. Just relax!

Nicole

All set, Bentley?

You bet!

Bert

Now you'll have a good time with Bentley, okay, little buddy?

See ya, Bert. Come on, Broo!

Nicole

Don't worry, Bert, Broo will be fine.