Pig One quotes from The Raccoons

The last time I dug this deep was to pay off a stack of Parking tickets!

Okay, let's go over this one more time!

When we unleash this water tomorrow, there'll be enough electricity to make the lights on Broadway look like a 10-watt bulb!

Okay, get ready for the engine test! And let's hope it doesn't work!

"Where no man has broadcast before..." Boys, I've got it! This is gonna be a Mother's Day Mom will never forget!

I built this stuff into the mountain twenty years ago, and it still works!

Unfortunately sir, but...

That tree wasn't there...

TWENTY YEARS AGO!

This is the secret we've been protecting!?

You find something funny about a Sneer that gave away all his money?

Pigs

No sir! No sir!

A Sneer who gave everything away to charity? This statue is an embarrassment to me! It could ruin my image forever!

But sir, why don't you just destroy it?

Destroy it?!?

Oh yes sir, destroy it!

On top of by being quiet, humble, generous and kind, I also always keep my word.

Promise me!

I suggest you do the same.

Pigs

Yes sir.

Because if one breath ever gets out about this, it'll be kicking you off of the 50 yard line at next year's Superbowl! Is that clear?

Pigs

Yes sir!

Your secret's safe with us sir!

Our lips are sealed!

So's your fate! Now get this eyesore where no one will ever find it!

Pigs

Boss! Boss!

Well? Did you find him?

Yes sir, we followed the girl like you said and...

He's with The Raccoons!

The Raccoons? I should of known! Their the ones who put him up to this!

But sir...

Those meddlesome rodents are a bad influence! The've got the poor kid brain washed!

But sir, you were the one who made him retire. You were the one who... (Cyril glares at him) ...heh, heh, em, saw through The Raccoons all along.

And don't you ever forget it!

Because by noon on the 13th, this deceiving Daily dupes the unwitting public for the last time!

But sir, they only print the facts!

Facts? I'll give you facts! The life expectancy of a loudmouth pig is shortened every time it opens it's mouth! Understand?

You'll be in demand all across the globe! In France... (Shows a projection of an amateurish cartoon of the band)

Nice picture Lloyd!

Thank you! ...In India, in Egypt...

...and in Cleveland!

Bert

Cleveland? Wow! This sounds terrific!

If you come and work for Sneer Industries we'll make you all stars, plus you'll make a lot of money!

(murmurs) Huh, for the boss!

Are you certain all safely precautions have been taken?

Don't worry sir. This place is sealed up tighter than the leftovers in a tupperware.

Tighter even than your wallet!

Phew! Just in time!

Now we can unleash the water of Phase One.

But first thing's first!

Right! Lunch!

The search for the fountain of youth? What's this all about?

According to this book sir, one sip from this legendary elusive fountain can give someone eternal youth!

Eternal youth? Preposterous! Ridiculous! Ludicrous! (A long pause while Cyril thinks the idea over in his head) Find it immediately!

Pigs

Oh, yes sir! Yes sir, immediately!

Oh, your colored imagery is so good!

It's an existential statement.

I thought it was a tree.