Cedric Sneer quotes from The Raccoons

Broo! Go fetch and Melissa and Ralph! Bring some ropes!

Bert

Ropes nothing! Bring the whole fire department, and hurry up!

Hiking is my middle name!

Mine is Sydney!

Bert and I got this for you.

Wow! A brand new pair of hiking boots!

It's the ultra deluxe model. Good for 100,000 miles!

Bert

Yeah, we figured these should last you a few weeks anyway!

Pop, can I borrow your old track shoes and Varsity sweater? It's for the track meet.

These shoes and I have seen a lot of good years together. And this sweater, it went great with my old raccoon-skin coat!

(appalled) Pop!

(chuckles) Just a joke, son...

(About the painting) Fifty thousand dollars! I've seen better pictures on a cereal box!

I think it brightens up the room.

So does a lightbulb!

I loved your mother.

Really Pop?

Yeah. She really knew how to make money!

Do you plan to wait until the rainy season is over before you start for Lingodo Sir Malcolm?

Oh, of course old boy, yes! Can't travel in the rainy season, oh no! That ends in May...

I thought the rain started in May.

Oh yes that's right! How could I have forgotten?

I'm asking myself the same question Sir Malcolm...

Bert's certainly gone a bit overboard on the story about Sir Malcolm. It reads like one of his books; good story, but very few facts.

What do you mean Ralph?

Well, I've tried supporting evidence for some of Sir Malcolm's claims, but there's just no proof.

And some of the places he talks about aren't even on the map.

Bert

Of course they're not on the maps! They're lost cities Cedric!

Alright, give me the bad news. How much did the ad campaign cost? I can take it.

Okay Pop. $473,292,33.

I CAN'T TAKE IT!

What's so thrilling about tearing up the countryside and making a lot of noise?

Bert

Thrilling? Thrilling?! Huh! What's so thrilling about sitting in a boat all day and whacking mosquitoes?

How fast does this thing go? Hey, can I take it for a spin?

I'm sorry but pop has a rule that only I drive the boat.

That's cool, our club has rules too!

Oh really?

Rule six...

Hey, thanks guys.

Bert

It's my buddy you should be thanking, I just...

It was teamwork Bert!

Bert

Thanks Cedric. Hey, where did you learn that trick about going under the smoke?

Well, from being around pop! And his cigars!

Bert

You know Cedric, there's nothing better than sitting in a boat with a fishing line, and a friend.

You know Bert, I'm glad you're here!

Bert

Rule ten - start again!

We could use some help with these dishes, Bentley!

Oh lay off! I don't have to do anything I don't want to!

Bert

OK, I've had enough of this! Big tough guy huh?

Shh, He'll hear you!

Bert

Doesn't need anybody! Makes a mistake and then can't face up to it! Runs away!

Em, Bert, Remember, Understanding...

Bert

THIS HAS GOT TO BE SAID! So you want a life on the road eh Bentley? No home? No Family? No friends? You wanna be a...a fugitive, right?

That's right, a fugitive!

Bert

Never knowing if the next person you see is gonna put the finger on you and say, "There! That's the kid who cheated on his math mark!" HUH! Some life! Is that what you want?

Maybe...and maybe not...what else is there?

Bert

Well....for starters come and help us with the dishes, we'll figure out the rest later, okay?

Okay Bert.

Cedric, I know I haven't been paying much attention to you lately.

That's alright Pop. I know how much you hate to pay for anything!