Cedric Sneer quotes from The Raccoons

Like I said, it's a little silly. Just a childhood embarrassment, but I never got over it. The idea of playing in public still brings me out in a cold sweat.

You always told me to face up to things Pop.

Gee Ralph, are you sure you're up to this? You haven't logged all that many flying hours.

Maybe not Cedric. But I've had it up to here with Troy Malone. I'm going to give him a run for his money.

It's not his money. It's my money. Now get out there and bring back that fifty grand. And don't wreck my plane!

How's my ace pilot doing?

Well, he's still in the air Pop.

Bert

So that's Bonneville huh? Is he giving you a hard time Cedric?

Well...

Bert

Come on Cedric, I can see what's happening! And you've only got two choices.

I'll take the orange soda Bert.

Bert

No, I mean two choices in dealing with Bonneville!

Oh Bert! Am I glad to see you! I thought you were Bonneville!

Bert

Nah! I'm much better looking.

Look Cedric... maybe I am a stinker. Maybe... maybe I'm sorry.

Why all of a sudden?

Because I've got no more time. Because I'll be... gone in the morning. Like always. Can we be... I mean... can we be friends?

Maybe... we can try!

Bert

WOW!

Cedric! What's happening here?

Something that happens once in a blue moon Pop!

I thought I'd lost you there Pop.

We Sneers don't disappear as easily as that. And we've got hundreds of years of history to prove it son!

I know that Pop... even if I'm not a real Sneer.

What are you talking about?

It's okay Pop, you don't have to keep it a secret anymore. I know I'm adopted.

Wha... where'd you get that crazy idea? No wait. You're not adopted son. I'm the one who's adopted.

Bert

Cyril Sneer... adopted?

Does that make our contract invalid?

Well son, times were different then. Being adopted was sometimes kept a secret.

But why couldn't you tell me?

Well I wanted to. But I kept putting it off. The longer I waited the harder it got. I guess I was afraid you'd think I wasn't a real Sneer.

Gee Pop, as far as I'm concerned you're the greatest Sneer ever!

Thanks son. That means a lot to me.

You designed this vault Cedric. What are Tromboni's chances?

Well if I were him I'd pack a lunch!

Wow, this is it? My locker's bigger than this place! Where's the cafeteria? Where are the science labs? Where are the computer rooms? What can anybody possibly learn in this place? Whoops! (he accidentally knocks over a globe)

Perhaps we could learn some manners young man. And we don't charge in tracking in mud and disrupting my schoolhouse, even if it is being closed down... forever.

Closed?

Bert

Forever?

(About his cakes) I hope the bumping around didn't ruin something.

I certainly hope not!

Pop! What are you doing here?

Oh, I had to get out of the house. I thought I'd drop by. But what are you doing at the schoolhouse?

I tried to tell you Pop. We're holding a fundraiser to save this school from closing down!

That's the problem Pop.

Melissa

(To Bert and Cedric) You two look like you just lost your best friend.

Oh, things just aren't going so good that's all.

Well, now I know what they mean when they say skateboarding's a downhill sport!

This looks like a pretty tough course Bert.

Bert

Don't worry Cedric! Look! I brought you my lucky sweater!

Gee, thanks Bert. Er, how do you tell the difference?

Bert

They're all lucky! And now we’ll look like a team!

Yeah, the B team.

Bert

Bert Raccoon, ace reporter and super sleuth is on the case! Now, what do we know?

Nothing.

Bert

Nothing... excellent! We can start with a clean slate!