Aunt Gertie quotes from The Raccoons

I've got to get to the 60th annual stunt motorcycle and shuffleboard tourney.

Bert

Oh, that must be Cedric!

Hi, Melissa! Ralph?

Oh! Uh... hi, Aunt Gertie!

It's so good to see you!

Uh, Aunt Gertie, we were just expecting you! She's not supposed to arrive here till the 18th!

Bert

Huh? Uh... today is the 18th, Ralph.

Oh, no!

And this must be Bert. I've heard so much about you.

Bert

Oh yeah. Pleased to meet you. (to Aunt Gertie) Can I get you a wheelchair? I mean, a chair?

It's okay, my legs still work, dear.

Hiking is my middle name!

Mine is Sydney!

Bert

So what do you think of the view of the Evergreen River?

What river?

Bert

Well you can't miss it, it's right over... What?! The river! It's gone!

Hang on Bert!

Bert

To what?!

Bert and I got this for you.

Wow! A brand new pair of hiking boots!

It's the ultra deluxe model. Good for 100,000 miles!

Bert

Yeah, we figured these should last you a few weeks anyway!