Cyril Sneer quotes from The Raccoons

(About the painting) Fifty thousand dollars! I've seen better pictures on a cereal box!

I think it brightens up the room.

So does a lightbulb!

Mammoth? You know all those refineries and tankers I ordered? I wanna return it all! And I want to return all those oil rigs too! ...What do you mean I can't return it? Brand new, never been used! Did I read the small print? Of course I read the small print! Quick, read the small print!

I think you should read it, sir! It says right here, all sales final!

WHAT?! Oh no, Mammoth, there's nothing to worry about... none at all... AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

I do hope to see more of you at these functions.

(muttering) If there was any more of you at these functions, there wouldn't be room for anybody else!

Cyril, if you must insist on having pigs in the house, could you at least dress them up a bit? I have all my domestics wearing neckties. (She leaves)

(To the Pigs) The only neckties I have in mind for you three walking sausages are made out of rope!

I loved your mother.

Really Pop?

Yeah. She really knew how to make money!

Melissa

We've come to congratulate you!

Schaeffer

And wish you good luck!

Thanks! I'll need it...

This time machine is foolproof!

That must be why you're using it!

You were supposed to get piranha. Saskatchewan Smith did not wade through goldfish infested rivers!

But boss, you only gave us ten bucks to buy props!

Don't give me cheap excuses!

We've blown a fuse!

I'M going to blow a fuse if you don't get these lights back on!

Mr Knox

Here's your credit card, Mr Sneer.

It's worn out!

Yes, I'm afraid I got a bit carried away. I had to rent a truck to get it all home!

Don't you think you'd better tell the truth, boss?

Don't be ridiculous! I'd better think of a better lie!

I'm here to tell you that I, Cyril Sneer, will finance Sir Malcolm's next expedition. It's just my, er, small contribution towards the expedition of this wide and mysterious world of ours. For the benefit of humanity.

(To Melissa) Of course, the treasure has nothing to do with it!

Alright, give me the bad news. How much did the ad campaign cost? I can take it.

Okay Pop. $473,292,33.

I CAN'T TAKE IT!

About time! What's for dinner?

Tuna and potato chip casserole!

Escalope, cinnamon and lima bean potato chips!

And imitation bacon potato chip and marshmallow pie!

Ooh... I feel sick! (turns green and keels over)

The Swami says "peace of mind is money in the bank".

Money in his bank! He's making a fortune off the hat franchise alone!

And he scorns material wealth sir!

That's where I've got the edge! I'll meditate myself to millions! I'll buy a fleet of swamis!