Mr. Knox quotes from The Raccoons

Mr Knox

Here's your credit card, Mr Sneer.

It's worn out!

Yes, I'm afraid I got a bit carried away. I had to rent a truck to get it all home!

Come on Knox! You wouldn't throw me out of my own house, would you?

Mr Knox

Heavens, no! I'd wait six hours, then throw you out of my house!

Mr Knox

Er, what's with the disguises boys? Does Mr Sneer disapprove of your catering business?

Oh no, the boss backs us all the way!

Yeah usually he's on our backs.

Er, besides, we're not in disguise!

No, no, it's er, it's er, protection from the sun!

The ozone layer, it's breaking down you know. And we're very sensitive to ultraviolet rays!

Mr Knox

I see...

(Whilst playing golf) You're crazy to break up with Lady Baden-Baden. Just because she took a job Knox! Drat.

Mr Knox

But sir, where I come from a gentlemen would never let his wife take a job. It's tradition.

Lucky shot Knox! The heck with tradition! You can't kiss off a perfectly good marriage because of your pigheaded prime! You're living in the modern world Knox. The woman has a right to work if she wants. Rats! Besides, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. You're getting a second income out of it!

Mr Knox

I don't think consulting the charts will do any good my sweet.

But Knoxie, you've always depended on my charts to guide you.

Mr Knox

Well my dear, you see I always made my own business decisions. I couldn't hurt your feelings by telling you that.

Hmm... how interesting. Wonderful. My son's been out there all night while we've been looking in the wrong place.

Oh Cyril! I thought... I thought I was helping.

No one's blaming you Lady Baden-Baden. The mountains were as good a place to look as any. But where do we look for Bert and Cedric now? It's a big forest out there.

Mr Knox

I never thought I'd see the day, Mr Sneer. You and me working together for a better world.

Well, as long as a better world means better profits, I'm all for it!

Gentlemen! Gentleman! I sure we can come to some accommodation here!

Mr Knox

Oh, I know we can, sir!

In fact, we've arranged some accommodation for you! (Cuts to two police officers with handcuffs)

No! Wait! You've got it all wrong! It was an accident! Trust me! NOOOO!

That's my Pop. The environmental crusader!