Cyril Sneer quotes from The Raccoons

It’s time to call out my secret service.

What secret service?

It’s so secret, I haven’t told anyone!

What's this?

My homework!

You've been out of school for three years!

It's... late?

I built this stuff into the mountain twenty years ago, and it still works!

Unfortunately sir, but...

That tree wasn't there...

TWENTY YEARS AGO!

This is the secret we've been protecting!?

You find something funny about a Sneer that gave away all his money?

Pigs

No sir! No sir!

A Sneer who gave everything away to charity? This statue is an embarrassment to me! It could ruin my image forever!

But sir, why don't you just destroy it?

Destroy it?!?

Oh yes sir, destroy it!

On top of by being quiet, humble, generous and kind, I also always keep my word.

Promise me!

I suggest you do the same.

Pigs

Yes sir.

Because if one breath ever gets out about this, it'll be kicking you off of the 50 yard line at next year's Superbowl! Is that clear?

Pigs

Yes sir!

Your secret's safe with us sir!

Our lips are sealed!

So's your fate! Now get this eyesore where no one will ever find it!

Hey you! Bring that umbrella back here! What are you trying to do, turn me purple?

Yes sir! I mean no sir!

Of course I want you to check it out! Why do you think I pay you that fancy salary?

But we’ve never been paid!

The cheque's in the mail.

This place looks like a pig sty!

Pigs

Oh, Thank you, sir! We try sir!

Pigs

Boss! Boss!

Well? Did you find him?

Yes sir, we followed the girl like you said and...

He's with The Raccoons!

The Raccoons? I should of known! Their the ones who put him up to this!

But sir...

Those meddlesome rodents are a bad influence! The've got the poor kid brain washed!

But sir, you were the one who made him retire. You were the one who... (Cyril glares at him) ...heh, heh, em, saw through The Raccoons all along.

And don't you ever forget it!

Pop! It's just a harmless adventure!

Adventure? There's no adventure in a treasure that isn't collecting 12 and a quarter percent per annum!

What in blazes is going on??

It appears it's given up the ghost, sir!

You'll be ghosts if you don't get this barge moving!!!

Why aren't you looking for worms?

Pigs

They have a treasure map!

Who? The worms?

No-one can outsmart the security system!

I can! I can outsmart anything, including myself!

Bert

Say, this slide is kind of fun!

Tell it to the alligators at the bottom!

Help you break into my own vault? What do you think I am, a complete idiot?

Melissa

He is our only hope, Mr. Sneer.

If that dog leaves one hair in my ventilation shaft...

(About the Standard) Cut the banter, bandit face! Who's responsible for this?!

I am!

Melissa

I am!

Bert

Uh-uh-uh, they are!