This is the secret we've been protecting!?
(The pigs laugh)
You find something funny about a Sneer that gave away all his money?
No sir! No sir!
A Sneer who gave everything away to charity? This statue is an embarrassment to me! It could ruin my image forever!
But sir, why don't you just destroy it?
Destroy it?!?
Oh yes sir, destroy it!
On top of by being quiet, humble, generous and kind, I also always keep my word.
Promise me!
I suggest you do the same.
Yes sir.
Because if one breath ever gets out about this, it'll be kicking you off of the 50 yard line at next year's Superbowl! Is that clear?
Yes sir!
Your secret's safe with us sir!
Our lips are sealed!
So's your fate! Now get this eyesore where no one will ever find it!
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