Cyril Sneer quotes from The Raccoons

Cyril Sneer.

Barbara LaFrum!? What do you want?

I want truth, I want justice and I want fair play.

It's just up the road!

I don't see the boss anywhere.

It's Barbara Whatshername - quick, take cover guys!

I don't think she saw us. If the boss finds out we set him up with that barracuda, he'll feed us to the sharks!

(Bursts out of hiding in a crate) BOSS? Miserable pig slops! I oughta...

You'll ought to what Mr Sneer?

Good work boys! Put it in the vault!

"Good work"? He's never said that before!

We've never done that before!

I did it Pop! I jumped! Did you see it?

I sure did son! But if you don't mind, I'd rather not see it again!

When it comes to spending my money, I'm a careful man. I've only made three mistakes in my entire life.

Really? What were they?

That answer your question?

I can't stay here! This is a hospital!

My, my! For someone who is so cold we are hot under the collar aren't we?

Wait, couldn't I just take a written test on this one?

No, no, this is more like a screen test!

You're not hiding from me, are you Mr Sneer?

Hiding? No! Just trying to stay out of your way!

(Preparing a syringe) Now Mr Sneer, this should help.

I get three needles a day. I don't even think about it. I just think about, you know, good stuff.

Now there's a good idea. Try that Mr Sneer.

(As he gets the injection) Well there is money and gold and stocks. Bonds are nice too, and corporate takeovers.

Mr Sneer! What are you doing?

I'm checking out.

Why?

Because they want to operate on me, that's why.

Are you chicken?

Listen kid, you have any idea what those doctors do to you?

Oh sure. I've had operations before.

You have?

Yeah. And they're not all that bad. Well, the first time is always a bit scary. I guess I wasn't that brave but...

If you're brave enough to climb out there, you're brave enough to handle and operation! Trust me.

Careful! Think of your stress level boss!

Oh yeah, you don't want to end up back in the hospital!

Hospitals don't bother me anymore but you clowns do! And when I get to the bottom of this, that's just where you'll be - in the hospital! Come back here you pork rinds! Stop!

Run for it boys!

More pies sir?

Ha ha! I haven't had this much fun since my last tax refund!

We'd make a pretty good team, right boss?

I've seen worse!

Boss? About that little accident with the shredder...

It's coming out of your salary!

You mean... we can have our old jobs back?

Might as well. I wouldn't wish you three messed up meatballs on anyone else!

Factory 1-9-8-4 made a lot of money producing this stuff - Sneer Snake Oil!

(Reading the bottle) "Guaranteed to prevent dandruff, aging, arthritis, hair loss and the common cold." Pop, no one would believe all this!

That doesn't matter now! I'm shutting this place down!

Someone shipped this garbage to us, so we ship it to someone else!

But that's not solving the problem! That's just passing it along!

It solves our problem!