Holly Flax quotes from The Office (US)

Holly

It's been a weird week since we found out I had to transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton, and I said, "Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?" And he said, "I asked you first." And I said, "First!" at the same time he did. And then I said "Jinx." And then we never talked about it again and haven't been back to the conversation. So...

Holly

[thinks Kevin is slow] Hi!

Kevin

Hi.

Holly

What do you do?

Kevin

I do the numbers.

Holly

Oh, good for you!

Kevin

You want an M&M?

Holly

Oh, no, that is so sweet. Thank you, though.

Kevin

I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them.

Holly

Well, that is a very safe place for them.

Kevin

[smiling] Yeah.

Holly

Can anyone think of examples of things that are over-the-line time wasters?

Stanley

This meeting.

Holly

Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this, you know.

Michael

Do what?

Holly

You romanticize things.

Michael

I don't romanticize th...No...

Holly

Michael, you cried at that tagline for a movie you made up.

Michael

"He had no arms or legs. He couldn't hear, see, or speak. This is how he led a nation."

Michael

[imitating Yoda] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?

Holly

[also imitating] Your wife becoming be will I.

Michael

So, guys, guys, guys, guys, we're moving to Colorado.

Kevin

All of us?

Michael

Yep.

Jim

Wait, what?

Michael

Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.