The Office (US) · Season 4, Episode 18
“Goodbye, Toby” · Season 4, Episode 18
In this episode: Dwight Schrute (3), Michael Scott (2), Jim Halpert (2), Pam Beesly (1), Andy Bernard (1), Kevin Malone (1), Oscar Martinez (1), Angela Martin (1)
[Michael and Dwight discuss Holly, Toby's replacement]
So what do we know about her?
Well, we know that Toby thinks she'll be great. So strike one, I hate her already.
I hate her, too.
Why do you hate her?
Because she... stinks. With her... ways. And her... head.
You know Dwight, sometimes... I dunno, I think you say things just to agree with me.
Would that be such a bad thing?
Yeah, it would! Just have a thought! Have an original thought! Although I will agree that her head is weird.
Hazing is a fun way to show a new employee that she is not welcome or liked.
[thinks Kevin is slow] Hi!
Hi.
What do you do?
I do the numbers.
Oh, good for you!
You want an M&M?
Oh, no, that is so sweet. Thank you, though.
I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them.
Well, that is a very safe place for them.
[smiling] Yeah.
[calling Ryan's voicemail] Hey Ryan, it's Jim. Look man, I don't know what's gotten into you, lately. But you know what? I really don't care. Because you're trying to get rid of me, and I bet you think I don't care enough about this job to actually fight back. But you're wrong, because I do, and I will. So you can keep trying to push me out of this place. But guess what? I'm not going anywhere. [Hangs up]
Well, this is what happened. Uh, Ryan's big project was the website. Which wasn't doing so well. So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice. Once as offices and once in the website sales, which is what we refer to in the business as misleading the shareholders. Another good term is fraud. The real crime, I think, was the beard.
Angela, will you do me the honor of giving me your tiny hand in marriage?
...Okay.
Into the mic, sweetie.
I said, okay.
She said yes! [light applause from some people] And the crowd goes wild! Woo!
[learning he is not father of Jan's baby] You cheated on me...when I specifically asked you not to?
[after pairing his headset with Dwight's cell phone] Hello this is Dwight.
[on phone] Is this Dwight?
Yes, it is.
Oh my goodness, you sound sexy.
Oh, thank you. I've been working out.
Woah! Woah! Woah! Pam! Pam! You are not talking to Dwight right now. You are talking to Jim!
Dwight?
No! [waving] I'm over here!
I'm confused.
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