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BHBunsen Honeydew

My experiments in cryogenics cost me my Chair at Berkley.

[Kermit, Scooter, and Uncle Deadly are hiding under a desk as Miss Piggy goes on a rampage]

WHO REPLACED MY THICK SHARPIES WITH FINE-TIPPED SHARPIES?! I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, NOT WRITING THE BIBLE ON A GRAIN OF RICE!

I have a feeling this isn't about pen thickness.

I was fitting Piggy for a new dress...

Oh, no, no, you forgot to cut out the tag? She knows her size?!

Oh, please. I've woven such a cocoon of lies, she doesn't know what size, weight, or how old she is.

LOOK AT THIS NONSENSE! PENCILS, HIGHLIGHTERS, A BACKSCRATCHER?! IF YOU'RE ITCHY, TAKE CARE OF IT AT HOME!

What is going on?

The Peoples' Choice Awards are coming up, and she doesn't have a date.

Shocking. She seems like such pleasant company.

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CALM ME DOWN WITH CAKE! [pause] GIVE ME THAT CAKE!

[Miss Piggy leaves]

Wait here. [peeks out] Clear.

[Everyone emerges to find the office in ruins.]

Whoa.

[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew whimpers. Kermit, Scooter, and Uncle Deadly turn to see that he is holding a calendar with a pen sticking out of it]

BHDr. Bunsen Honeydew

I tried to offer her a ballpoint. [faints]

You've got to find that pig a date.

[Kermit has just announced that he will be getting rid of Josh Groban despite the rest of the crew's protests]

Hey, there's, like, twenty of us. Why didn't we stop him?

BHDr. Bunsen Honeydew

Hmmm... Perhaps our happiness has made us too soft.

Interesting...

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