Miss Piggy quotes from The Muppets

You're not doing your show tonight. I have to operate on that leg, and you can't wear makeup during surgery.

Surgery?

No show?

Uncle Deadly

No MAKEUP? Could we get a second opinion?

Kermit? What are you doing here?

Well, I'm here, Piggy, because I know. I know it's risky, and I want to try anyway. And on top of that, I know that this airline does not serve pre-flight calzones... And, uh, that's because no airline serves pre-flight calzones.

What? They had one on our flight to Miami...

No, that was me.

But they had one on our flight to...

That was me, too.

I went to Argentina all by myself...

Yeah, I slipped a calzone to the flight attendant.