Kermit the Frog quotes from The Muppets

  Oh, hey, Kermit—the Frog.

  Jason the Bateman.

  [singing "Rainbow Connection"]  Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

  [offscreen, presumably from an adjacent yard]  Learn a new song!

  Chill out, Phil!  [resumes song]

Bobo the Bear

  Hug?

  Please. [Kermit and Bobo hug]

Bobo the Bear

  Bring it in. There you go. [Uncle Deadly takes a picture with his phone from behind]

  He's on my list.

  Piggy, couldn't you give the list a rest?  Haven't you ever heard of forgive and forget?

  Who said that?  Whoever it was, I'm putting them on my list.

  You know what my dream is, Gonzo?  That my friends know they can tell me anything and I'll never judge 'em.

  Wow, Kermit.  That is a very boring dream.

  Sometimes you bring home the bacon, sometimes the bacon brings you home.

  Too true.

  Watch it, Chuckie!

Scooter

[to Kermit and Piggy] I'm so glad you guys are back together!

What do you mean "back together"?

Scooter

Hey, I'm on your team!

Oh, sorry.

Must've slipped.

Yeah.

Scooter

Hey, look, a news crew's here!

What?

Scooter

Yeah, they must've seen my tweets about you guys being back together. I got a ton of new followers! It's gonna drive so much traffic to my Pinterest page about miniature horses! [notices that Kermit and Miss Piggy have run away] Guys? Hey, where'd they go?

Gee, I don't know.

You're not doing your show tonight. I have to operate on that leg, and you can't wear makeup during surgery.

Surgery?

No show?

Uncle Deadly

No MAKEUP? Could we get a second opinion?

Kermit? What are you doing here?

Well, I'm here, Piggy, because I know. I know it's risky, and I want to try anyway. And on top of that, I know that this airline does not serve pre-flight calzones... And, uh, that's because no airline serves pre-flight calzones.

What? They had one on our flight to Miami...

No, that was me.

But they had one on our flight to...

That was me, too.

I went to Argentina all by myself...

Yeah, I slipped a calzone to the flight attendant.