At least we could have brought a TV set. I'm missing all of my favorite bowling shows.
You and your bowling shows! He cries at the sad parts.
[Alarm went off on the control deck]
What does that red light mean?
JSDr. Julius Strangepork
Well, The red light means stop, The green light means go, and the yellow light means....
No! No! No! Not traffic light, That light on the control panel.
JSDr. Julius Strangepork
Oh, That light. Well, That means we are invaded by alien beings.
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