The Loud House · Season 1
Hey, Dad, what if we took over the restaurant tonight?
Aw, that's sweet of you guys, but a night alone's a big responsibility.
[giggles] We know this place like the back of our flawless hands! [takes off her right glove and notices something] Ew! Time for a mani.
C'mon, Lynn. They can do it.
Trust us Dad!
[The siblings agree]
(sarcastically) What will I have? Bring me one of everything! And how about some more bread? I don’t think there’s enough FOR THE ENTIRE STATE OF MICHIGAN!!!
[After the Loud siblings worked together to clean up the living room from their fighting while moving the furniture outside the front yard…]
We did it! All we gotta do now is bring the furniture back in. [cut to them outside the front yard, but the furniture suddenly disappears] Uh, guys, where's the furniture?!
What the heck is going on in here?
[The Loud siblings all sigh, guilty]
We really messed up.
Yeah, after you guys left, we busted up the living room.
Then we tried to clean up but lost the furniture and ended up running all over town to get it back.
Hence our overactive eccrine glands, street name…
Sweatiness, we know. Look, I'm not jazzed about the cover-up, but at least you guys tried to make things right.
And this is a big family, mishaps come with the territory. It's the law of the Loud house.
Preach, Mother, preach.
Still, we're so sorry about the couch, dudes.
Maybe you should come see what's outside.
Luan. Guess I'll find someone else to perform with me, to a packed house.
A packed house? You mean people really come to your shows?
Yep, and this time it would be YOUR show, just like your pageants. You'd be the star!
(Slides back downstairs; excitedly) You'd be the star is my FAVORITE sentence ever! (Jumps into Luan's arms) You got yourself a dummy!
Hook a right onto the ramp!
But this is the freeway! Mr B, how about a little more practice on the side street?
NO! Trial by fire! Freeway! Get in front of that school bus! Punch it! Here’s your chance! NOW!!
Can I close my eyes for this part?
Blindfold test comes later. Keep your peepers open! SPEED UP!
Pedal to the metal! GO, GO, GO!
Aww. I broke my sunglasses.
Sunglasses?!? YOU BROKE MY CAR!!!'
[After a long day of doing fisherman-related chores, the Loud kids sit at a campfire as Leonard plays accordion]
Well, who's gonna start?
[The siblings do Nose Goes, and Lily is the last to react]
[sighs] Dang it. [approaches Leonard] Gramps?
[chuckles] Yes, little minnow?
Fishy stuff no fun. Bad for camp.
[stops playing] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whaddya mean?
Gramps, dude, what Lily's trying to say is that all that fisherman stuff was great, when you were a fisherman.
But it's not so great for a camp. You have to make people wanna come here.
[Lana receives an invitation and hides it in her hat]
Lana, what are you hiding? Is that another note from Principal Huggins about bathing more frequently?
No, he gave up on that. [takes the invitation out of her hat] It's an invitation to a sleepover my friend Kayla's having. But as all of you know, I'm really bad at sleepovers.
Oh, honey. You're not bad at them. You just… never made it through one.
I always get so homesick.
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