[accidentally crashes the bus into a telephone booth as Rita glares at him] That came out of nowhere.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
ENEarl of Nuttingham
FOOLED YA! [pulls a lever and drops a cage on the Louds, trapping them] The real Mick's actually over here. [presses a button on his remote, and another cage lifts up, revealing the real Mick]
MMick
[with his hands both cuffed and holding his electric guitar] Hello, Louds. Brilliant, you figured out all me clues! [unimpressed] Less brilliant, you've been captured.
ENEarl of Nuttingham
Enough chit-chat, start playing! [presses the button once more, this time, releasing Mick from the cage]
Wait, you did all this just so Mick could play a concert for you?
ENEarl of Nuttingham
Not just any concert, a never-ending concert!
But you've been to all of Mick's shows. Why can't you just keep doing that?
ENEarl of Nuttingham
Oh, I have been to all of his shows. In fact, I was Mick's most loyal fan… for decades. [narrating in a flashback] And after my 100th Swagger concert, I worked up the courage to ask Mick to play at my private birthday party. And what did he do? He played another gig!
[End of flashback]
MMick
Oi. It was a sold out show in Rio, mate, for half a million fans.
ENEarl of Nuttingham
Well, you betrayed your biggest fan! Now, start my concert! [presses the button on the remote, releasing two alligators as they snarl at Mick, forcing him to start playing a song; to the Loud family] Sorry, Louds, but you're not invited to the show. Ta-ta!
[As X's agents put the Earl of Nuttingham into a police car after being defeated by the Louds and Mick as he's arrested for his crimes…]
XX
[impressed by the Loud family's work] I'm sorry. I underestimated you, Agent Loud.
Yes! Back to Agent Loud!
XX
You saved Mick and your family, all because you followed your instincts. That's exactly what we look for in our agents. If you're interested, we've got a spot for you at the Inter-Spy Training Academy.
Really?! Thank you! Mom, Dad, can you ship my stuff?
XX
Once you turn 18.
Oh, right. That makes sense. Huh? [X and her agents mysteriously disappear once more, leaving a gust of wind] Can't wait to learn how to do that!
MMick
[to the Louds after the King dubs him] I'm so grateful to you lot for saving me bum. I'll tell you what, go see the rest of Europe on me, I'll pay for the whole trip. [the siblings cheer in excitement and hug him tightly before releasing him] Now it's time to play my new favorite song. After all, I do owe it my life.
[As everyone dances to the Swagger Stagger song, Lynn Sr. dances a bit too far, and accidentally bumps his hip into the King, sending him to fall out the window and into a puddle while he and the family look outside]
[horrified] Dad, that was the King!
Okay, everyone on the bus. Our trip starts now. [leaves and the others follow]
[The Louds arrive in Naples, Italy while Lynn is carrying the whole family and sets them down]
[to the viewers] Buongiorno from Naples, Italy. [the map of Europe shows their rental bus leaving England, driving through France, and arrive in Italy] We drove our double-decker bus all the way through England, and then through France to get here. And now, would you believe if I said we've been backpacking for miles to get pizza? Oh. You would. Well anyway, Gus from the Games and Grub, tipped us off to the secret location of the world's best pizza, but his directions, are just a little hard to follow. And not just because they're written in marinara sauce. [reads the postcard] "Once atop the tomato shaped hill, follow the smell of oregano for 700 pizza paddles?" Confusing, right?
[sniffing] Oh, I smell the oregano. It's coming from that way.
[walking while counting as the family follows him] One pizza paddle, two pizza paddles, three pizza paddles, four pizza paddles, five pizza paddles, six…
[sniffing] It's coming from here. This must be it.
This is where the world's best pizza is made? Maybe we misread the marinara.
[in Italian accent; off-screen] The sauce never lies. [the Louds gasp and turn to her, whose standing behind them; kindly] Benvenuti. I am Nonna Viola, and you must be the Louds.
What? How did you know (who we are)? Are you some kind of mind reader?
This pizza recipe has been in my family for centuries. It was even Julius Caesar's favorite. [sets the pizza down in the table and slices it into 13 slices]
[speaking in Italian after eating the world's best pizza, surprising her family] Questa pizza è deliziosa! Gli ingredienti italian su piene del sapore.
LLisa
[stunned] Fascinating. It appears the taste experience was so stimulating, it (somehow) re-wired Leni's brain, making her fluent in Italian.
LLynn
I don't know anything about harvesting wheat.
Me neither.
Come on, guys. We can figure this out. We just need something sharp. [Lucy takes out her scythe; disturbed] Please tell me you knew we'd be harvesting wheat today.
LLucy
Uh, sure...
Nonna, what's with the unhinged oldie hurling meatballs at us?
Oh, my! That must've been Old Man Jakolone. He guards my wheat field. I guess I forgot to tell him an American family will be helping me today. [sighs] Phew, silly me! It won't happen again. Prometo. (Translation: Promise)
[in Italian] Mamma Mia! Il Vulcano sta pur errutare!
LLisa
She's saying it's gonna blow!
[Mt. Vesuvius begins to erupt and smoke and lava start to flow out the crater; The Louds make a mad dash only to get trapped by the lava]
LLana
This is just like when we played The Floor Is Lava, except the floor is actually lava!
LLynn
Oh, game on!
Oh, la familia Loud. I thought you went home. What happened to you?
[in Italian] Abbiamo scalato il vulcano e raggiuta la cima, poi il vulcano fato. BOOM!
You climbed the volcano and reached the top before it went BOOM?!
Oh, it boomed, lady. It BOOMED!
And you still tried to get my stone?
LLynn
We had it too, but then it broke. Freak chest bump accident. It was nobody'z fault.
[The map of Europe shows the Louds' rental bus leaving Naples, Italy and arrives in a small snowy village in the Swiss Alps of Switzerland; The family ends up getting motion sickness and throw up from driving in the twisty mountain roads]
[dizzy] Who knew those Swiss Alps roads could be so twisty? [almost pukes]
LLynn
I told you guys before, if you want an iron belly, you need to up that annual meatball sub at take. [the other siblings groan in disgust] Wow, I can't believe I'm actually here and gonna compete in the Snow Fury! I'm gonna kick butt in every one of those events.
[waving her hand in Lynn's face] Lynn? Hello? Are you okay?
What's going on with her?
Dazed look.
LLynn
[sighs dreamily while gazing] Henrik.
Smitten sigh. [gasps] Excitedly whispering a boy's name.
O-M-Gosh! I think Lynn has…
LLLori & Leni
[squealing in excitement] A CRUSH!!!
LLynn
[imitates buzzer] Lynn Loud crushes people! She doesn't crush on them! [looks at Henrik again, flexing a muscle while holding up a clock; sighs dreamily and giggles] Okay, maybe just a little one. [snaps out of it] But what do I do about it? I'm such a rookie when it comes to this kind of junk.
HHenrik
You are amazing! I've never seen anyone eat an entire apple strudel in one bite! How do you do it?
LLynn
It's all about loosening your jaw. I could show you, like, you know, if you want to hang again tomorrow.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Loud House pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.