Lana quotes from The Loud House

Rita

Girls, since they have so many lifeguards here to watch you, I hope it's okay if I hit the spa.

Of course. You do you. [shoves her out of the room] Bye! Pool time! [rips off her dress, revealing her swimsuit, and leaves]

I'll be right behind you! I just gotta find my own goggles. [opens a suitcase, revealing her pets all crammed in] You guys okay? Sorry it took very long. [takes them out of the suitcase and hides them in a desk drawer] These are your own new digs for a while. I'll be back in a bit to check on you. No fighting. [leaves the room]

[dropping Lola off at the office with Lana already there after catching her for breaking the no-pet policy] Wait here while I find your mother. [leaves]

[turns to her twin; angrily] What were you thinking?! You know you weren't allowed to bring your pets!

[sighs sadly] I know. I was just worried no one took care of them the way I do. Maybe I need to let go a little.

Or a lot.

I'm sorry for blowing our own trip. Can you ever forgive me here?

I'm so excited Shiloh's hanging out with us today! I hope he gets here soon.

Soon enough for you?

[hops out of the car and skates towards his cousins; happily] Hey, guys!

Hey, Shiloh!

Nice slide!

Glad to see you, cousin.

Thanks for letting me hang here today. I didn't want to go to my mom's hot yoga class. It smells funny.

[annoyed] Well, doesn't smell much better here, [gladly] but we're happy to have you.

[reading an amendment while taking possession of Lincoln's lamp] "Any hand-me-down not being properly cared for can be claimed by the next sibling in the Line of Succession." This light is covered in dust. [blows the dust off the lamp, which then covers her brother all over]

[hears Lola screaming, runs into the bathroom and finds her and her twin playing tug-of-war over Rita's old bathrobe; takes the robe out of their hands] What the heck is going on in here?!

Lola is trying to steal Mom's old robe from me!

It can never become yours to begin with! You know French terry is my favorite fabric!

Well, I'm two minutes older than you, so I was next in line!

[sticks a yellow sticky note on her twin's nose] That's a "Use It or Lose It" amendment I found. And since you don't even bathe, it gives me the right to TAKE THAT ROBE!

[takes the note off her nose and throws it on the floor] I don't care about your stupid rules! I'm keeping it!

Luna

[as Luan runs out of their room, carrying a leather jacket; angrily] That's my leather jacket, dude! Leni passed it down to me! [chases after her]

Luan

Yeah, but this amendment says that disrespecting an item is grounds for forfeiture!

[exits his room and sees countless Holo-Lincolns all around the house; worriedly] Uh… This is bad.

[screams off-screen] LINCOLN! [hugging Eunice as the holograms surround her in the twins' room] WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

[cowering in fear on her bed; screams] IT'S A LINCOLN-POCALYPSE!

[kicking the door open; determined] Don't worry. I'm gonna make these holograms holo-gone!

Flo, wait. There isn't a thief at Sunset Canyon.

Huh?

[sighs in shame] Spike ate Honker's nose.

[shocked] WHAT?!

He must've gotten out of his cage while you were baking and, I just… didn't want to ruin a good thing. You both seem so happy.

[coldly] Lana, I want you out of my room.

But--

Now! And take that hedgehog with you.

[sadly takes Spike out of the cage and exits the room] Look, Flo, I know animals can be messy, peeing in your shoes, and chew stuff up, but the love you get from them is so worth it. Francis spent his whole like making people happy. Don't you think he'd want the same for you?

Lana, wait up! You're right. I've been so shut off since Francis left and afraid to let anyone in. But you and Spike showed me that opening up is worth it. [as Lana gives Spike back to her] There's still love to be found, even between two prickly folks. Right, buddy? [Spike growls softly; growls in return, then giggles]