No, but I can summon another Edumian Prison Orb and lock these jokers back up again... (points to the Monotuke) ...and square britches here.
S3Defeating the Monotuke and the Unglian Banticores
(smacking her fist into her palm) Yeah! But I think we should beat up these Banticores first.
And you thought you weren't gonna have any fun at the slumber party.
(comes in looking stylish) So tell me, how's my new look? Am I totally styling or what?
(comes in with his half-done braided hair) Nobody's hands are strong enough to braid the other side.
(to Monroe) So, looks like our little Bigfoot's gonna be fitting in quite nicely. (loud roaring is heard) Or not.
S3Epilogue: The Monotuke with Rachel's Stuff
UBUnglian Banticore
Jeez, Larry, stealing from a little girl?
S3 E1Party Monsters
Do as your Ah-mah says and leave it be. No cakes, no parties, no way, no-how! Got it?
I, uh... kinda wish you'd told us a little bit sooner. (door flinging open) SURPRISE!
I'm gonna sell the both of you to warlocks.
Hey, Grandma Lee is the birthday girl! (plays "Happy Birthday to You")
(pushing her grandma) Ugh! C'mon, aunt Lilly and aunt Rose were asking for you all day!
Oh, no... I can't see my sisters, not today. They make me feel old, and fat.
LRLily and Rose
Jasmii-ine!
(beat)
LLily
(happily) You're so old.
RRose
(disappointed) And fat! Look at your butt...
LLily
...Lot a junk in the trunk!
RLRose and Lilly
[both laugh at her]
[Jasmine sigh]
(Uncle Eddy is drinking ginger ale in the basement with Roger sitting next to him)
Can I get a sip of that?
(Uncle Eddy breathes fire on Roger's costume with his nostrils and goes back to drinking his ginger ale)
Killer pyrotechnics!
S3 E2Who's Your Daddy?
I would puke if I had done it all night at the Mega-Swirl-a-Tron.
New boy at school! New boy at school! [very fast and excited] He just moved here from Walnut Grove, [runs up to Roger] he lives on Devonshire Drive, [runs up to Ray Ray] his eyes are green, his favorite color is blue, [to Ophelia] he likes a light breakfast, usually toast and occasionally cereal with a sliced banana. [breathes] And he's really cute! Crazy cute! So cute you gotta go home and change your outfit cute! ...Which I did, twice.
This boy got a name?
[sighs dreamily] Taylor Evermore.
If supergirl thinks a little something like BANISHMENT is gonna keep "The King of Lies" down, she's got a whole 'nother thing comin' babe! All daddy needs to skip-outta this joint, is another high-ranking magical being to take my place in this cell! And thanks to the fact that you inherited my devastating good looks, Juniper Lee's never gonna see our little scheme coming! NEVER! Remember, once you get her on desecrated grounds, give her the enchanted charm. THEN BING, BANG, BOOM! She is the one in the cage and the Big Man is out the world again! Think about it, kid. You and me, hittin' the open road, spreadin' terror and chaos! Hey! Maybe we could see Mt. Rushmore, hmm?
Yeah, I guess, but she seems, pretty cool.
Loki: Cool? Who's cool?
Juniper.
Whoa! Hold the phone, what did you just say cool? COOL?! ARE YOU OFF YOUR NUT?!
Look, dad, I'm just saying that-
That you've got a "thing" for the chick, who banished your father to the Netherworld?! I am so glad your mother's not around to hear you say that!
'Cause you banished her!
And I will banish you, too, young man if you don't watch your mouth! I am the one who brought you into the third-dimension, and I can take you out!
Right! Like you did to Uncle Teddy, Aunt Gloria, the pizza guy!
When I order a half-veggie, half-pepperoni pan pizza, I expect to get a half-veggie, half-pepperoni pan pizza! Okay we have one mission to accomplish in Orchid Bay city. One, and you will not be distracted by some superhero in a bellyshirt! Do you understand me, mister!? Do you?!
[reluctantly] Yes, sir.
So uh, how come you're holding back?
What are you talking about?
Oh, looks like you're letting that girl win.
[nervously] No I'm not, besides this whole fitness competition's kind of lame anyway, who cares right?
[sarcastically] Right, [not sarcastically] it's just that, um, well you're way better than anybody else around here. Especially those girls...
You think? [smiles at him]
Oh, yeah! Seems kind of wrong to let them represent our school in the finals, it'd be nice if we had somebody, you know, someone who's a better "rson. (looks at June)
JUNIPER LEE! Second and final kick!
Oh, gotta go!
Ophelia, you're not even trying.
Duh.
You're gonna let Mellisa O'Malley and her evil minions beat us?
Wait, wait, wait. You wanna win this thing purely out of spite?
Yeah.
Works for me. [starts doing faster pull-ups]
[laughing] You actually saw Melissa putting on lip gloss during the 50-yard dash?
[also laughing] And, in the middle of her long jump!
[Both laugh harder]
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