If supergirl thinks a little something like BANISHMENT is gonna keep "The King of Lies" down, she's got a whole 'nother thing comin' babe! All daddy needs to skip-outta this joint, is another high-ranking magical being to take my place in this cell! And thanks to the fact that you inherited my devastating good looks, Juniper Lee's never gonna see our little scheme coming! NEVER! Remember, once you get her on desecrated grounds, give her the enchanted charm. THEN BING, BANG, BOOM! She is the one in the cage and the Big Man is out the world again! Think about it, kid. You and me, hittin' the open road, spreadin' terror and chaos! Hey! Maybe we could see Mt. Rushmore, hmm?
Yeah, I guess, but she seems, pretty cool.
Loki: Cool? Who's cool?
Juniper.
Whoa! Hold the phone, what did you just say cool? COOL?! ARE YOU OFF YOUR NUT?!
Look, dad, I'm just saying that-
That you've got a "thing" for the chick, who banished your father to the Netherworld?! I am so glad your mother's not around to hear you say that!
'Cause you banished her!
And I will banish you, too, young man if you don't watch your mouth! I am the one who brought you into the third-dimension, and I can take you out!
Right! Like you did to Uncle Teddy, Aunt Gloria, the pizza guy!
When I order a half-veggie, half-pepperoni pan pizza, I expect to get a half-veggie, half-pepperoni pan pizza! Okay we have one mission to accomplish in Orchid Bay city. One, and you will not be distracted by some superhero in a bellyshirt! Do you understand me, mister!? Do you?!
[reluctantly] Yes, sir.
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