KKids
Trick or treat!
S2Halloween in Orchid Bay
KKids
Thank you!
(sighs) Elvis, Jody. I'm Elvis Presley, the King of Rock and Roll.
Oh. I'm a princess.
Duh. I'm a werewolf-robot-Abraham Lincoln on roller skates. (howls) Beep beep! Four score and seven years ago... (howls)
(insulted) For the last time, boy, it's not a skirt! It's a kilt! Nor is it a costume! I happen to be chilly! Now let's be done with this senseless ritual so I can go home already!
Ah, dude, we haven't even hit our stride. (to Juniper and her friends) Come on, come on! We gotta move! The good stuff goes fast! Now, the word is they're doling out whole candy bars on Griffin Avenue. If we don't move it, we'll be getting no sugar-free hard candies from the bottom of some old lady's purse. (Jody, Ophelia and Roger start moving)
(sighs) You must chill.
Chill nothing! We'll be lucky to hit half the houses on our block before you gotta go kick some monster's butt 'cause your stupid bracelet starts beeping.
Say, what do real monsters do on Halloween? I mean, do they tear it up like it's New Year's Eve or somethin'?
Where?
Behind those kids?
MMan
(checks his watch) It's 6:30.
MHMonster Human Kid 2
Here is some human money in exchange for printed news. (He and his friend laugh, to the newsdealer's annoyance)
MHMonster Human Kid 3
Hi, can I have the telephone number for... Big Bill's Deep Dish Chicago-Style Pizza? (he and his friend laugh)
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.