The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 3, Episode 1
“Party Monsters” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: Juniper Kim Lee (2), Jasmine Lee (2), Roger Radcliffe (2)
Do as your Ah-mah says and leave it be. No cakes, no parties, no way, no-how! Got it?
I, uh... kinda wish you'd told us a little bit sooner. (door flinging open) SURPRISE!
I'm gonna sell the both of you to warlocks.
Hey, Grandma Lee is the birthday girl! (plays "Happy Birthday to You")
(pushing her grandma) Ugh! C'mon, aunt Lilly and aunt Rose were asking for you all day!
Oh, no... I can't see my sisters, not today. They make me feel old, and fat.
Jasmii-ine!
(beat)
(happily) You're so old.
(disappointed) And fat! Look at your butt...
...Lot a junk in the trunk!
[both laugh at her]
[Jasmine sigh]
(Uncle Eddy is drinking ginger ale in the basement with Roger sitting next to him)
Can I get a sip of that?
(Uncle Eddy breathes fire on Roger's costume with his nostrils and goes back to drinking his ginger ale)
Killer pyrotechnics!
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