(puts rubber gloves on her hands) With pleasure.
S3Investigating the Purple Creature
Why, you little...!
He's a Monotuke, Juniper, and you can never trust a Monotuke. They're notorious con men and thieves, and if he's here, he must be up to something.
Oh, come on! Where is this comin' from? I'm just an honest, hard-working enchanted creature trying to make it in this big, cruel magical world. (his strange stones fall out)
Oh, is that why you're carting around Arachnid Locator Stones? That's dark magic, bucko! (to Juniper, Ray Ray and Lila) He must be summoning some very nasty customers.
You know, you're very knowledgeable for a dog wearing cheap makeup.
I suppose we might have to live like this forever.
(carrying a bowl of hair dye) When you pry them apart, you need to dye my head a second coat.
You let them go!
I will. Everybody gets to go just as soon as the comet gets here.
S3Defeating the Monotuke and the Unglian Banticores
You're trying to bring down the comet? That'll fry all of us!
Not exactly, darling. That's not a comet, that's an Edumian Prison Orb. They're used to contain creatures who can't be banished. (to the Monotuke) Let me guess. You're using those Arachnid Locator Stones to pull the comet out of orbit and spring some of your buddies.
A few of my buddies. Just some Unglian Banticores from the 9th cycle. (jumps off the table) I figure between me and the Banticores, we'll be runnin' this burg before sun up. So thanks, little girl. All I needed was a nice, safe place to activate my locator stones. (Juniper glares at him) I hope the "cute, widdle guy" wasn't too much of a disappointment. (laughs evilly)
Well, you can't do too much now that you've dyed! (to Juniper) I don't mean "dead-die", I mean "dyed from the hair dye", 'cause he's covered in hair dye.
(laughing) I get it! (continues laughing) Mostly. (snoring as Juniper shakes her head in annoyance)
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