Mandy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Mandy

Oh, by the way, I'm borrowing your leg.

Grim

Hey!

Mandy

I need it to get the remote from behind the couch.

Mindy

So Mandy, what's it feel like?

Mandy

What?

Mindy

Being a loser all the time. Does it BURN?

Mandy

彼 の 目 は まだ きちがい だ。[His eyes are still wrong]

Grim

Hmm.

Billy

I can't understand a thing you're saying! [Grim zaps his eyes again. Billy now sees Grim and mandy in a child's cartoon] Mandy? Grim?!

Grim

[happy voice] I finally think he's back to normal. [Child Mandy giggles. Billy's eyes turn angry and show Grim in each one]

Billy

[roars] Oh, so you're laughing at me?! Gimme that! [snatches Grim's scythe] You're trying to mess with me, aren't ya, Grim? Well, I'm not gonna letcha! Ya hear?! I'm not gonna letcha!

Grim

I assure you, your suspicions are completely unfounded. Mandy and I are only here to help you.

Billy

[babbles crazily; his teeth rattle] Stay away from my eyes! [He swings the scythe at them]

Grim

Billy, this is madness! [Billy chases them, swinging the scythe at them]

Billy

ARGH!

Grim

You DO realise that you're watching static?

Mandy

Yeah.

Billy

It's our picnic fixings!

Grim

Picnic? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. You remember what happened last time, don't you?

Billy

Please pass the egg salad.

[popping out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

Billy

Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

Billy

Yeah, that was pretty special. Wanna see my emotional scars?

Mandy

[coming into the room] What happened here? Did the refrigerator throw up?

Grim

Billy want us to go on a picnic.

Mandy

No way, José. You remember what happened last time?

Gladys

[coming into the room] Have you crazy kids been flashing back in here?

Grim

Yah. We've been trying to talk Billy out of going on a picnic.

Gladys

A picnic? Oh, honey! No! No! You remember what happened last time!

[coming into the room] What is this, a party?

Gladys

Dad! Talk some sense into your son! He wants to go on a... picnic!

After what happened last time? You all remember that, right?

Billy

[off screen] Please pass the egg salad.

[leaps out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

Billy

Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

[Laughs] I say we let the boy go!

Billy

Rock on!

Mandy

Do you know what is this?

Grim

Uhh... orange juice?

Mandy

Wrong. This is an empty Orange Juice container. Somebody drank it. They probably wanted me to get scurvy from lack of Vitamin C.

Grim

Isn't about time for you to go?

Mandy

Yeah, the evil empire remember?

Billy

Captain Spring Green Squeaker reporting for intergalactical duty! In the name of truth, justice, and YOGURT![armpit squirts yogurt on Mandy and Grim.][Laughs]

Grim

[takes out notepad and pencil] What can I get for Billy?

Billy

Ooh! I wanna be green!

Grim

Okay, green!

Billy

Spring Green.

Grim

Spring Green.

Billy

[squeals] Ooh! And I want to squeak!

Grim

[confused] Squeak?

Billy

Yeah, every time I move. Squeak. And uh....

Mandy

Billy, pick a real superpower. [Milkshakes walks by covered in yogurt. He shakes the yogurt off his feet and paws.] So, what'll be?

[echoing] It's partially hydrogenated!

Billy

And to shoot Heifer Farms Brand fruit-at-the-bottom all-natural styled yogurt from my ARMPITS!!!

Mandy

I'm gonna guess this has something to do with Billy.

Billy

Hey, Mandy.

Mandy

5 points for me. What are you doing?

Billy

Hiding from the clowns.

Mandy

The clown thing, I should have known. Get out here. [Billy comes out] You're gonna make me ask, aren't you?

Billy

Ask what?

Mandy

What's with all the oranges?

Billy

They're not oranges, they're tangelos.

Mandy

OK. What's with all the tangelos?

Billy

Clowns hate tangelos. Messes with their equilibrium.

Mandy

Who told you that fungus? [Oranges man walks away, whistling nervously] Billy, you've got to get over this ridiculous fear of clowns.

Billy

Who you calling ridi-culous? Well, what about your fear of professional figure skaters?

Mandy

That's not a fear. I just don't trust the way they spin is all.

Billy

You gotta believe me, Mandy! The clowns are nothing but ultimate evil! They wanna become the dominant species on the planet, and they'll destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! I'll take the chicken. DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!!

Mandy

[annoyed] All right, that's it! [Mandy has been carrying Grim (in several pieces) around in her backpack]

Grim

Okay, we need to talk about this backpack thing. It's very demeaning. I'm the Grim Reaper, for goodness sake! I used to have a chariot of four-hundred burning horses. My arrival on the scene would be a raging thunderclap of fear! Now it's "Hey, have you seen Grim? Yeah! I think he's wedged between a history textbook and a tuna-fish sandwich!"

Billy

DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!!

Mandy

[dressed as a clown] Billy! Don't fear us! We're here to make you smile!

Grim

[also dressed as a clown] And for crying out loud, stop wettin' yourself!

Mandy

What was that?!

Grim

I told you I can't juggle! I wanted to do the routine with the umbrellas, but you said "No"! [Billy tries to crawl away] And where do you think you’re going?! [picks Billy up by the collar of his shirt and shakes him] Listen! STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS! STOP IT, YOU NINNY! STOP IT, OKAY?! STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS!

Billy

Gotta go to my happy place, gotta go to my happy place, happy place, HAPPY PLACE...

Hey, guess what - chicken butt, but seriously, did you know at Flabburger they actually THROW AWAY food that's been under a heat lamp for more than 36 hours? So, I brought you dorks lunch.

Grim

[transformed into a hideous monster; sarcastically] Here, Eris. Put it on my slimy flippers.

Mandy

[also a hideous monster; sarcastically] No, Eris, put it in my claw of a head, or rest it on Billy's udders.

Billy

[shoots milk out of his nose] Heh heh, I gots an udder.

Mandy

What's going on here?

Billy

Did I just...

Mandy

Stalking us?

Billy

No, I was just following you wherever you went.

Mandy

So, you were spying..

Billy

I wasn't spying, I swear! I was just lurking in the bushes watching you every move!

Mandy

Listen, Billy. Bobby's the new Billy around here. Get the message, you are nothing. [she pushes Billy into a mailbox] Come on, Bobby, let's go.

Mandy

Better be good, Bobby.

Grim

Where's he taking us, Mandy?

Mandy

I don't know? Bobby said: "It was a surprise".

Mandy

What the..

Their gifts for the both of you my two bestest friends!

Mandy

Uh, you're giving me a car? But I can't drive yet.

It's just something nice for being such good friends!

Mandy

I...I don't know what to say? But you're much better friend than Billy ever was.

Grim

I'll see. [he honks a car horn for twice]

Yeah, I'm not just some Billy clone, guys. I'm by own person, I am your friend! [laughing] Who even remembers old Billy what's his name, anyway?

Grim

Billy, what are you doing with my scythe?

Billy

Nothing?

Mandy

Where's Bobby at?

Billy

Oh, I sent him to another dimension.

Grim

Yeah, I never really like him too much anyway.

Mandy

Me neither, I only hung out with them because I had nothing better to do. Hey, Billy! fetch me some water, you doug.

Billy

I'm bet in a settle!