Mandy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Mandy

[to vampire Santa] You're lucky Death was here to save you this time, fat man!

Mandy

Since when has Billy ever been with a girl? So who is this pathetic, lonely, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate, desperate creature?

Mandy

He's not dead, Billy. We just re-buried him in your front yard. What a waste of an episode.

Mandy

Ordinary morality is for ordinary people.

Billy

You think that was too mince?

Mandy

He said he didn't want to. You know what that means!

Billy

You're right.

Mandy

This is getting boring. Let's torture the Grim Reaper.

Billy

[leaving Mandy's room] OK.

Mandy

Oh, Grim!

Grim

Yes...

Mandy

My little puppy, Saliva's feeling all so sad and lonely, could you cheer him up yourself?

Grim

Cheer him up myself?!

Mandy

Oh, Grim. Would you please cheer him up one little kiss ought to do it? You know, you want to.

Grim

Ugh! I am NOT going to kiss your stinky, smelly, drooling mutt!

Grim

[sobbing] I hate you so much! I'm so miserable!

Billy

That's good, cause misery goes nice with PIE!

Grim

That's it! I'VE HAD IT! [slices the pie and Laughs]

Mandy

Hey, thank you slicing the pie, Grim.

Billy

Yeah! And WE deserve a nice treat about NOW!

Mandy

Hey, Irwin!

Irwin

[to Billy in Mandy's body] [screams a little bit] Uh... Hi, Mandy.

Mandy

YOU are such a cutie.

Billy

Gee, Milkshake. I think Mandy might be mad at me now. I think I deserve on an account of all the naughty stuff I made her do. I deserved to be punished.

Mandy

[Now inside Milkshake's body] Touching.

Billy

M-M-M-Mandy?

Mandy

You know, Billy, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

You've come back to save the children?

Mandy

Yeah, what's up with that?

Grim

Umm... well... I'm just taking them with me so I can eat them later.

Grim

That was a great idea kicking Nergal in the shin. I wonder why I didn't think of that?

Mandy

That's because you have no brain. Speaking of no brain, where's Billy?

Billy

[talking to a cardboard cutout of Mandy] Gee, Mandy, it sure was a great idea kicking Nergal in the shin like that. [many hours later] Hey, did you do something to your hair?

Billy

I HATE BUGS! OH MY GOSH! WHAT IF I TURN INTO A BUG RIGHT NOW?!

Mandy

Let's do a bug test. Tell me the first thing that crawls into your little brain. Lady.

Billy

Bug!

Mandy

June.

Billy

Bug!

Mandy

Yo sucka don't be...

Billy

Buggin'!

Mandy

Yep. You're turning into a bug.

Billy

[screams] BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG!

Grim

[scanning Billy] Just as I suspected. His brain is caught in a weird juju vortex, and his good luck matrix is in the red. This could only mean one thing: Catastrophe Snail!

Billy

Catastrophe Snail?!

Grim

Right in your noodle.

Mandy

But how did it get there?

Grim

It must have been in that restaurant when Billy spilled the salt. I told him to throw salt over his shoulder to PREVENT bad luck, but Billy panicked. He reached for the salt, but he grabbed the pepper. That's when the snail must have appeared on Billy's shoulder. Salt would've have fizzled that slimeball, but Billy threw pepper. And at that time, the whole place was sneezing. So, that snail slipped right into Billy's ear with nobody noticing a ting. Once the Catastrophe Snail gets in your head, he plugs his shell right into brain. And once he's plugged in, mon, he'll be reprogramming your mind to have nothing but bad luck only. Dig it?

I love my job.

Grim

Yeah, mon. And if we don't pull him out soon... I guess it's fatal.

Billy

[screaming] He's messing with my head!

Mandy

So, we were thinking of setting you free.

Grim

Really?

Billy

Yeah. All you gotta do is say you're a little girl.

Grim

I'm... a little girl.

Mandy

I'm not sure I bought it.

Billy

Yeah! Are you a PRETTY girl?

Grim

[high-pitched, feminine voice] I'm very pretty! Look at me! I'm QUEEN pretty! Aren't boys just so dreamy? I can talk on the phone for hours about nothing!

Mandy

Grim...?

Grim

Let's brush my hair! And paint my toes!

Mandy

...you can stop. We were only kidding.

Grim

Oh, it's FUN to accessorize! Let's all ride some magical pink ponies! I'll name mine Sparkles Fantastic!