Grim quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Girls! Girls, wake up! Mojo Jojo just snuck into the movie theater without paying!

Grim

Yeah, yeah. We're on it, professor.

Grim

Okay. We keep flying, we don't look back, we NEVER talk about this again!

Billy

Yep.

Mandy

Uh-huh.

So, will you help me?

Billy

Nope.

Grim

Not really.

Mandy

Who cares?

Billy

Ask me a question. Give me a challenge. Anything at all.

Grim

Who developed the theory of relativity?

Billy

That is a trick question, Grim. Everyone knows fruit bats are mammals.

Grim

Don't make me use my Kung Fu...

Mandy

You were on a children's Kung Fu class?

Grim

Silence, non-believer!

Grim

[After Mandy asks why he's crying] Billy, and... and his... UGLY friend... They made a call during the week, and I've only got a limited amount of weekday minutes! That is so EVIL, man! And I know evil - I'm the Grim Reaper!

Mandy

Get ahold of yourself. They were probably playing around with your phone making a bunch of phony phone calls. Where are they, anyway?

Grim

Oh, I don't know. They probably got sucked through the phone into another dimension beyond time and space, yadda-dabba-doo, and we're all doomed if they awaken the Great Cthulhu, 'cause he'll probably come up and destroy the universe. Let's go watch television.

Mandy

Your nose looks like a cuttlefish.

Billy

Chicks dig cuttlefish!

Mandy

And your mouth looks like a big, disgusting sucker.

Billy

Chicks dig--

Grim

Don't go there.

Grim

How come every time I take you kids to a mall it burns to the ground?

Billy

I blame the economy.

Grim

[after knocking on Santa's door and nobody answering] Strange, the door is locked and nobody is answering.

Mandy

If you saw the Grim Reaper at your door, would you answer?

Grim

Good point. But there should at least be some frightened screamin'. [reaches into pocket] Hang on, I got something for this.

Mandy

What?

Grim

[pulls out a key] A skeleton key!

Hurrah!

Now we're off.

Grim

Yes, we're off.

We're off to save Christmas.

Grim

Off to save Christmas.

And we're cold.

Grim

Super cold!

Yes, we forgot our jackets

Yes, we did not bring our jackets, so we'll freeze and we will...

Mandy

Can it, you two. Alright, Baron if you know the way let's hear it, because we're... LOST,

And we're lost!

Mandy

I said, knock it off. [Sees Baron Von Ghoulish & Grim in a block of ice] Great, I get to spend Christmas Eve with a couple of dorksicles.

Grim

What's this? [He sees a retro cartoon phonograph] Hey, Mandy, I've figured out what's making that music. [Mandy gets up] You okay?

Mandy

Do I LOOK okay?

Grim

It's hard to tell; you sort of always look that way.

Grim

[laughing] Now that's comedy!

Mandy

[REALLY furious; screams] I HATE RETRO CARTOONS! [The retro phonograph hears this and becomes infuriated]

Grim

SHE said it! [They both start to run away]

Grim

Me Spidey Senses inidicate that whatever's making that music is turning everything into a retro cartoon.

Mandy

Grim, you don't HAVE Spidey Senses.

Grim

... Now that complicates things.

Billy

Destroying stuff makes me feel so ALIVE!

Mandy

I second that emotion.

Grim

Ditto.

Honey, remember what I promised would happen someday?

Gladys

You got the surgery?

Even better! I got transferred on work!

Grim

Transferred?

Billy

Transferred?

Aren't you excited? We get to move to another town and leave behind everything that has meaning to you!

Billy

But I don't wanna leave. I just finished marking my territory.

Grim

Stop it! Just stop it! You're behaving like spoiled children! I suggest you behave like spoiled adults, and settle this in court.

Billy

Fine! I'll see you in court! [He appears in a tennis court]

Grim

Wrong court, dummy.