Grim quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Grim

That was a great idea kicking Nergal in the shin. I wonder why I didn't think of that?

Mandy

That's because you have no brain. Speaking of no brain, where's Billy?

Billy

[talking to a cardboard cutout of Mandy] Gee, Mandy, it sure was a great idea kicking Nergal in the shin like that. [many hours later] Hey, did you do something to your hair?

Eat pepper spray, you freak! [sprays Grim in the face]

Grim

It doesn't hurt; I have no eyes.

Grim

[scanning Billy] Just as I suspected. His brain is caught in a weird juju vortex, and his good luck matrix is in the red. This could only mean one thing: Catastrophe Snail!

Billy

Catastrophe Snail?!

Grim

Right in your noodle.

Mandy

But how did it get there?

Grim

It must have been in that restaurant when Billy spilled the salt. I told him to throw salt over his shoulder to PREVENT bad luck, but Billy panicked. He reached for the salt, but he grabbed the pepper. That's when the snail must have appeared on Billy's shoulder. Salt would've have fizzled that slimeball, but Billy threw pepper. And at that time, the whole place was sneezing. So, that snail slipped right into Billy's ear with nobody noticing a ting. Once the Catastrophe Snail gets in your head, he plugs his shell right into brain. And once he's plugged in, mon, he'll be reprogramming your mind to have nothing but bad luck only. Dig it?

I love my job.

Grim

Yeah, mon. And if we don't pull him out soon... I guess it's fatal.

Billy

[screaming] He's messing with my head!

Mandy

So, we were thinking of setting you free.

Grim

Really?

Billy

Yeah. All you gotta do is say you're a little girl.

Grim

I'm... a little girl.

Mandy

I'm not sure I bought it.

Billy

Yeah! Are you a PRETTY girl?

Grim

[high-pitched, feminine voice] I'm very pretty! Look at me! I'm QUEEN pretty! Aren't boys just so dreamy? I can talk on the phone for hours about nothing!

Mandy

Grim...?

Grim

Let's brush my hair! And paint my toes!

Mandy

...you can stop. We were only kidding.

Grim

Oh, it's FUN to accessorize! Let's all ride some magical pink ponies! I'll name mine Sparkles Fantastic!

General Skarr

Give me that! [General Skarr takes off with Grim's scythe.]

Grim

Hey! It's not polite to steal from little girls!

Mandy

Oh, by the way, I'm borrowing your leg.

Grim

Hey!

Mandy

I need it to get the remote from behind the couch.

Grim

I don't want to be the Grim Reaper. I just want to sing and Willy will!

Enough! You'll do what your mother tells you. Singing is for birds and sissies.

[seeing Grim as a child, on his first day of the Grim Reaper] I have been expecting you.

Grim

M'name is Grimmy and I've come to reap your immortal soul.

I know who you are, for I have forseen it IN MY FIRE! I have seen YOURS as well, a terrible future: a future where you are controlled by two mere children for all eternity...

Billy

NOOO! He'll steal my soul!

Grim

Well, if he doesn't, I get second dibs.

Mandy

彼 の 目 は まだ きちがい だ。[His eyes are still wrong]

Grim

Hmm.

Billy

I can't understand a thing you're saying! [Grim zaps his eyes again. Billy now sees Grim and mandy in a child's cartoon] Mandy? Grim?!

Grim

[happy voice] I finally think he's back to normal. [Child Mandy giggles. Billy's eyes turn angry and show Grim in each one]

Billy

[roars] Oh, so you're laughing at me?! Gimme that! [snatches Grim's scythe] You're trying to mess with me, aren't ya, Grim? Well, I'm not gonna letcha! Ya hear?! I'm not gonna letcha!

Grim

I assure you, your suspicions are completely unfounded. Mandy and I are only here to help you.

Billy

[babbles crazily; his teeth rattle] Stay away from my eyes! [He swings the scythe at them]

Grim

Billy, this is madness! [Billy chases them, swinging the scythe at them]

Billy

ARGH!

Grim

You DO realise that you're watching static?

Mandy

Yeah.

Billy

It's our picnic fixings!

Grim

Picnic? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. You remember what happened last time, don't you?

Billy

Please pass the egg salad.

[popping out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

Billy

Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

Billy

Yeah, that was pretty special. Wanna see my emotional scars?

Mandy

[coming into the room] What happened here? Did the refrigerator throw up?

Grim

Billy want us to go on a picnic.

Mandy

No way, José. You remember what happened last time?

Gladys

[coming into the room] Have you crazy kids been flashing back in here?

Grim

Yah. We've been trying to talk Billy out of going on a picnic.

Gladys

A picnic? Oh, honey! No! No! You remember what happened last time!

[coming into the room] What is this, a party?

Gladys

Dad! Talk some sense into your son! He wants to go on a... picnic!

After what happened last time? You all remember that, right?

Billy

[off screen] Please pass the egg salad.

[leaps out of the bushes] RAGGLE FRAGGLE!

Billy

Ahhhh! Somebody help me!

[Laughs] I say we let the boy go!

Billy

Rock on!

Grim

I wonder how Billy's picnic is going.

Billy

HEY, GRIM! HEY, MANDY!

Grim

That answers one question, yet raises so many others...

Billy

Oh, Grim. The TV wants to talk to you.

Grim

TV?

Hello, Grim.

Grim

[perplexed] Hello, TV...

You're gonna love shed building, son. Even a complete and total nincompoop can do it.

Grim

Like you?

Yeah, like you. Now where was I gonna build that shed? It's all about location. [starts yodeling loudly]!

Grim

What the heck are you doing?!

Checking the acoustics [continues]!

Grim

I'm going home.

That's it! [drops material at Grim] The best location is always closest to the house.