Grim quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Grim

I sense a disturbance in the force.

Grim

Lady! I'm the Grim Reaper not the Happy Morning Sunshine Reaper!

Grim

I never liked the livin' undead... walkin' around all dead but alive... Makes a mockery of my job.

Grim

Oh ,come on, Mandy. I always wanted to save Christmas with a vampire sidekick. Ever since I was a little boy...

Grim

[out loud to no one in particular] Someday I'll save Christmas with a vampire! [cheesy smile]

Grim

[in Billy's fantasy] Gimme a banana!

Grim

[About Billy's choice to be the grim reaper when he grows up] So you want to be me when you grow up. I don't know whether to be flattered or terrified.

Grim

[after turning into a penguin] Wait a minute, my spirit animal is a penguin? I was hoping for a tyrannosaurus.

Grim

[To Skarr] " Blah Blah Blah Scythe. Blah Blah Blah Blah Scythe. Blah Blah Blah! Ultimate Power!"

Grim

Ah, you're awake, but some most kids who drink half a cup of spider venom don't live to tell about it. But then most kids aren't friends with the Grim Reaper.

Grim

This is going to be a long eternity...

Grim

You and that wretched girlfriend of yours are great enough separately, but together... you're insufferable.

Billy

Insufferable? I don't even know what that means. And hey, Mandy's not my girlfriend! She's just a FRIEND, who happens to be a GIRL, just like I happen to be a BOY, and you happen to be a SKELETONN. It's the differences that make our planet so rich, diverse, and wonderful!

Grim

I still hate you, though.

Mandy

Oh, Grim!

Grim

Yes...

Mandy

My little puppy, Saliva's feeling all so sad and lonely, could you cheer him up yourself?

Grim

Cheer him up myself?!

Mandy

Oh, Grim. Would you please cheer him up one little kiss ought to do it? You know, you want to.

Grim

Ugh! I am NOT going to kiss your stinky, smelly, drooling mutt!

Grim

[sobbing] I hate you so much! I'm so miserable!

Billy

That's good, cause misery goes nice with PIE!

Grim

That's it! I'VE HAD IT! [slices the pie and Laughs]

Mandy

Hey, thank you slicing the pie, Grim.

Billy

Yeah! And WE deserve a nice treat about NOW!

Billy

This is scary. Let's watch something else.

Grim

Aw, come on. I've seen scarier stuff in your toilet.

Billy

True.

You've come back to save the children?

Mandy

Yeah, what's up with that?

Grim

Umm... well... I'm just taking them with me so I can eat them later.