Billy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Grim

Okay. We keep flying, we don't look back, we NEVER talk about this again!

Billy

Yep.

Mandy

Uh-huh.

So, will you help me?

Billy

Nope.

Grim

Not really.

Mandy

Who cares?

Mandy

Rollington Academy is for...

Billy

Geniuses! Which I is one of am!

Billy

Ask me a question. Give me a challenge. Anything at all.

Grim

Who developed the theory of relativity?

Billy

That is a trick question, Grim. Everyone knows fruit bats are mammals.

Billy

Bread-fairy elf-gnome, indeed! You're nothin' but a filthy stranger, and my mom tells me not to accept bread from filthy strangers!

Gladys

But Billy, I am your [Gladys' tic kicks in] Mommy!

Billy

My mom's ancient and grappling with the onsets of menopause.

Gladys

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

Billy

Heheheh, you're fun! A little odd, but fun! I'll name you... Corn!

Billy

Weeeellll... Y-I don't make any life-altering decisions without consulting my friend Mr. Bread first. [Irwin runs out of the Exploding Penguins theater]

Irwin

I've sure gotta go to the bathroom, yo!

Billy

Sorry, guys, but when Bread's gots to go, he gots to go!

Billy

But I'm looking for Captain Fathead!

Mandy

Your dad's in the garage.

And so you see, Billy, I'm a sad, sad failure. I can't ever show my face in that household again.

Billy

[cheerfully] Well, maybe you can show some other parts of your body.

[after stopping Billy from attacking Sperg] No, Billy. A gentleman is a GENTLE man. We are pacifists by nature. The pen is mightier than the sword.

Billy

What about an AXE?

Huh?

Billy

Crossbow?

No.

Billy

A phase plasma rifle with a forty watt range?

Let's just get you a pen.

Billy

But I thought you were AGAINS fighting. Like Switzerland.

Switzerland is a cursed, selfish, SWINISH country of BRUTES, located in the most romantic region in the world...

Mandy

Your nose looks like a cuttlefish.

Billy

Chicks dig cuttlefish!

Mandy

And your mouth looks like a big, disgusting sucker.

Billy

Chicks dig--

Grim

Don't go there.

Grim

How come every time I take you kids to a mall it burns to the ground?

Billy

I blame the economy.

Billy

Destroying stuff makes me feel so ALIVE!

Mandy

I second that emotion.

Grim

Ditto.

Honey, remember what I promised would happen someday?

Gladys

You got the surgery?

Even better! I got transferred on work!

Grim

Transferred?

Billy

Transferred?

Aren't you excited? We get to move to another town and leave behind everything that has meaning to you!

Billy

But I don't wanna leave. I just finished marking my territory.

Grim

Stop it! Just stop it! You're behaving like spoiled children! I suggest you behave like spoiled adults, and settle this in court.

Billy

Fine! I'll see you in court! [He appears in a tennis court]

Grim

Wrong court, dummy.