Billy quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

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T by x over y plus M divided by 365 divided by E squared by Pi OF COURSE! [gets pie from fridge] PIE!

Billy

[singing while playing with a toy truck] Keep on truckin', truck-truck-truck-truckin'!

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[to the box of Chocolate Sailors] You won't be disappointed this time, Chocolate Sailor. You'll see. I'm gonna be the best dang sailor in the whole dang army! I'll sell gazillions. Together, we'll make major booty, 'cause you're so BOOTYLICIOUS!

Billy

Washing my hair, washing my hair... wait a minute, this isn't shampoo, it's DOG-!

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But I hate music! All kinds! Especially soft rock!

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[singing] Sassy cat, sassy cat, full of sass, full of sass, if you dont like her you can kiss... her... BUTT!

Billy

Hey, now! Get yo fo' shizzle out of my nizzle, Dawg!

Billy

I missed you, but my aim is improving.

Billy

Oh, I get it! We're playing a game where we make stuff up, right? Okay... I see a big green elephant! He plays the drums and listens to FREEDOM ROCK!

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This pillow stuffing tastes like I'm choking! [Gagging noise]

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Hey Grim, do you want one chocolate pickle or two?

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It's empty, just like my soul.

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You STILL knew it was me?! I even dressed up as a stupid cowboy so nobody would recognize me! I HATE CALLER ID SO MUCH! IT'S RUINING MY LIFE, GRIM! MY LIFE! MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

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I've never been a real son to anybody before! Except my real dad...

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Don't worry, Irwin, the monsters won't hurt you... unless they DECIDE to hurt you.