Will Smith quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

...My butler is black ...My butler is blue ...'Cause his honey's got green ...coming out her wazoo.

Will

Girl. I know your feet must be tired 'cause you been running through my mind all day. Come 'ere!

Will

If I keep the motorcycle, I'm a pimp. If I give it back, I'm a damn fool. Oh, well, pimp it is!

Will

My next question is for Mr. Banks: Mr. Banks, would you let your nephew come to The Oprah Winfrey Show, or make him fly all the way to Chicago for nothin', sit in the audience, and embarass him in front of his girl -- (looks at camera) Hi, LaTeesha. [looks at Philip again] Huh?

Will

(to Hilary) For you, Self magazine, Shape magazine, and Sassy magazine. (to Carlton) And for you sir, Elf magazine, Ape magazine, and Sissy magazine.

Will

(talking into recorder) And here come your two siblings, Dopey and Greedy.

Will

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Jean Claude Van Damn [Damme], I'm fine!

Will

I had basketball practice and school, and this guy gave me these pills to help me stay awake, and then Carlton... all I know is that somebody very close to me could be dead right now, and it'd be all my fault.

Will

Come on, Uncle Phil. Shamon!

Will

I'm starving. (dials number on car phone; imitates Tony Montana) Ya, dis is Tony Montana! I just see your billboard on da highway. If you know what's good for you, you bring me large pepperoni with anchovies on it!

Will

Girl, you look so good, I'd marry your brother just to get in your family.

Will

(referring to his Western Philosophy teacher) Hey Sting, kick some lyrics, man.

Will

Sure thing, Skippy.

Will

(referring to his Western Philosophy teacher) Ay, Skippy, the Garth Brooks concert must be over, huh?

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(knocks on the door and it opens with no one there) Oh, we definitely need one of them in the girl's locker room.