(Philip is telling Will and Carlton about his freshman year at Princeton )
For extra money, I had to work for the Princeton Daily. My first assignment was to interview the town's most famous stripper: Boom-Boom Lasalle.
(The guys start laughing )
I wonder why they called her that.
For some reason, she took a liking to me. So she invited me to come with her and her sister to her dressing room for drinks.
Anyway, one thing led to another and before you know it, this old country boy...(Vivian slams a plate of food on the table in front of him) finished his Yoo-Hoo and went right home.
Wait a minute, Philip. Go back to when you finished your Yoo-Hoo.
(after their school goes coed ) It's a disgrace. It's a scandal. It's an outrage.(a girl walks past him ) It's the mother of my children.
(After Will sees a hot girl walking by )
Hurt me, hurt me! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up, baby?
V Veronica
The name's Veronica.
Ooh, Veronica, I like that.
V Veronica
Great, now I can die.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, now, baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
And I just want to let you know that I might let you consider being with me.
V Veronica
Is that what passes for a compliment?
V Veronica
No, you listen. If you want a shot at being with me, maybe you should try talking to me like a normal human being. Got it?
Actually, baby, you got it, but I'll take donations!
(Ashley is worried about her first day at a new school )
Just do what Carlton does: give them money.
[Ashley walks into the room, coughs AHEM and the boys crowd her]
Wow. Will, check out the talent. She's cool, she's hot, she's...
[Ashley laughs and smiles; Carlton and Will rush over to her]
Yo! Ease back, man! Ease back!
[They chase the boys away]
What do you think you're doing?
That's it, Ashley! I want you to-- I'm ordering you to look unattractive!
[Ashley rolls her eyes, looks away and laughs]
(to Ashley ) What did you have for breakfast, hormones?
Beat it! I'm workin' the room! [Walks up to a boy]
Where'd she learn to walk like that?
And where did she get that Lee Press-On body?
Kenny (to Ashley): HURT ME, HURT ME! Yo, baby. See, I noticed you noticed me and I wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too! Baby, you float my boat!
I know you better float your midget boat on out of here. [pulls Kenny and pushes him into Carlton away from Ashley]
K Kenny
Will, man! Ease up!
No, you ease up, man! What you trying to do?
K Kenny
The same thing you're trying to do. I'm just trying to press up this woman!
YO, THAT AIN'T NO WOMAN THATS MY COUSIN!!!
I am too a woman and I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my business!
Don't you shake your neck at me like that, girl!
[they start to walk out]
AND DON'T SHAKE THAT EITHER!
[Ashley ignores Carlton and shakes her butt all the way out of the room]
Kenny (to Ashley): Baby, I'm telling you. You got more moves than a bowl of Jello and there's always room for Jello.
Dude sounds like a jackass.
Actually, Will, he sounds like you.
So when are we going out?
K Kenny
Oh, I don't know, baby. You have to let me check my book and I'll get back to you. You see, I wanna make sure I can give you my undivided attention.
Actually Will, he's better than you.
K Kenny
I mean look at you. You got it going on. You got sweet hips, lips and finger tips. (a beautiful girl walks by ) But baby got back! (to Ashley ) Bye, baby. (while running towards the other girl ) Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute!
Look, I know my sister needs me, but that girl is babe-a-licious!
Carlton, I think you know what you have to do.
I know, but still, I would have liked to have been there for Ashley. (runs after the beautiful girl )
Kenny ran after that girl.
Kenny is a different case.
Carlton ran after the same girl.
Well, Carlton is a basket case.
(A hot chick just passed by Will )
Girl. I know your feet must be tired 'cause you been running through my mind all day. Come 'ere!
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