Will Smith quotes from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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I guess I can kiss heaven goodbye because it has got to be sin to look this good.

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(covering his nose) Oh, man.....

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Ding, dong, the cricket's dead, Ashley's grounded, now you can all go to bed!

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You know what they say: Behind every successful man is a woman... or if you want to switch positions that's okay with me, too.

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Oh, don't give me that innocent boy, look routine! I invented that routine! And you just a bad little dog! Ooh, shame.

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I mean Dougie loves everything. People, am I the only one who sees a problem with this? (singing) I love bugs and I love death. I love oozing flesh wounds!

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(to Ashley) Don't tell me, 'cause if I know I can't say that I don't know when you get busted and Uncle Phil starts rounding up the usual suspects. And I am the usual suspects.

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(after being shot at the bank) Hey, don't be looking at me like that. Y'all know ain't no little bullet gonna stop me. Although, I will be doing my banking by mail from now on. Knowing my luck, I might run into a disgruntled postal worker.

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I'm Young and I'm Restless. And I've only got One Life to Live, so I've got to follow my Guiding Light and search for tomorrow.

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Uncle Phil, be honest. When Aunt Viv was pregnant with Carlton, did she... (imitates someone drinking.)

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Carlton, are you sure Aunt Viv didn't... (imitates someone drinking.)

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(to Vivian) Hey, hey, hey. Look, I'll walk him but somebody else gonna have to pooper-scoop.

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Alright, I'll do you- IT! I'll do it... I mean, I'll give you a ride- OOH!!

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(to Denise) We ain't gonna let you walk no 11 miles. Where's Nicky's skateboard?

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(to Carlton) There's a beautiful woman talking to me, but I don't expect you to understand that!