Robert quotes from The Cleveland Show

Robert

Hey, Fifi! When you're done with that wee-wee, come help Pee-Wee with the free Wee-Fee!

Robert

Now, all the dogs are blindfolded, so it's a fair fight. But if they start wilding out, we're going to have to scram right quick.

Robert

Junior, they'll come after you first, 'cause of they'll smell your salty meat sweat. But you big, you can handle them.

That genie was right, salty meat sweat was a bad wish.

Freight Train

Hey, Tubby. We're back from Vegas.

So did you have fun with cool Robert?

Robert

Hell yeah. Did you know there is a hepatitis J? [laughs] Vegas is crazy.

Ho-ho, I know. I went to the M&M store once.

Freight Train

Yeah, we got real crazy. So crazy that we decided to make him and me official.

You got murried?

Freight Train

What?! Hell, no. That would be ridiculous. I adopted him. He's my son, now.

What?

Freight Train

I've always wanted a son I could point to and say, "See that man over there? In a track suit? That's my son. My boy. My spawn. Nobody wears a track suit like my son."

You've never seen me in my romper. I'll go get it. [leaves]

Freight Train

[sighs; to Robert] Come on, cool son. Let's go wrestle up a few hustles.

[in his romper] Uh, Donna, get my back slip.

Donna

They're gone, Cleveland.

[trudging away and mumbling] My bottom's chilly.