Cleveland Brown quotes from The Cleveland Show ... TV Quotes Database

Good evening. In an effort to keep with these, our ever-changing times, tonight's episode of The Cleveland Show is presented in 2-D. If you wear glasses due to near-sightedness or astigmatism, put them on....NOW.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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CCleveland

I just keep winning! I feel like a homeowner before 2008 (no jobs)!

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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CCleveland

This retreat is a waste of diesel fuel.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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CCleveland

I gotta be ruthless, like Bob the Builder before his morning coffee.

[We see Bob the Builder trying to give a building instructor money. He shakes his head and the two men fight. Bob then walks up to him and bludgeons him to death with a hammer. Bob then has his vehicle friends build a house on top of the instructor's body.]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[the police are chasing the bad guys]

[one of them gunshoots, then the police shoots. the shooting continues as they bump into a red car, then the police car bumps into it and they tumble over]

[Cleveland is at a hat sale]

CCleveland

Trying on a hat, yes I'm trying on a...

[sees the van screeching out of control]

CCleveland

Aaah!

[the van bumps into Cleveland and the bowler hat went flying in the air and lands on the ground]

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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CCleveland

And what's with this G-Mail? I just got used to E-Mail, will someone please tell me why we skipped F-Mail?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business