Federline Jones Friedman quotes from The Cleveland Show

Federline

Know what I'm sayin', Omega Moo?

Federline

Oh, my God, I'm the first rapper to shot! I hope this becomes a thing.

I can't believe we're stuck in this motel for another night! Nothing exciting has ever happened in a D.C. hotel!

Didn't Marion Barry get caught smoking crack at a D.C. hotel?

Okay, yeah, but besides that.

Didn't Reagan get shot at a D.C. hotel?

Besides that.

Watergate happened at a hotel, I know that.

I know, I know.

And didn't Eliot Spitzer--

[cutting him off] Okay, whatever! The point is we need to go out and find a party.

Hey, guys, I got the idea. We need to go out to find a party!

Federline

Yo, Oliver's right. There are so many bummed spots out there where I can get the crowd jumpin' with my demo! There's a fat beat on top of it, I'm going like [beatboxing], then I'd do, "Federline! Federline! JOONES!" It's hot, y'all. Peace.

[sighs] This is so hard. I don't know how to find a se-can't of a triangle.

Well. Hold on then, se-can't. [laughs, then Chanel joins in]

Hey, is that Chanel Williams chopping it up with my steppity-bro?

Federline

I think you mean step-brizzle. [he and Roberta laugh; they all laugh until Cleveland comes in]

[bursts the door open] There's been a gas leak!

Leave the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector from now on.

When your wife says she'll use them in front of you, you find some batteries.