[Cleveland lies down on the couch. he gets up and opens the door to see Freight Train and Robert]
Hey, Tubby. We're back from Vegas.
So did you have fun with cool Robert?
Hell yeah. Did you know there is a hepatitis J? [laughs] Vegas is crazy.
Ho-ho, I know. I went to the M&M store once.
Yeah, we got real crazy. So crazy that we decided to make him and me official.
You got murried?
What?! Hell, no. That would be ridiculous. I adopted him. He's my son, now.
What?
I've always wanted a son I could point to and say, "See that man over there? In a track suit? That's my son. My boy. My spawn. Nobody wears a track suit like my son."
You've never seen me in my romper. I'll go get it. [leaves]
[sighs; to Robert] Come on, cool son. Let's go wrestle up a few hustles.
[in his romper] Uh, Donna, get my back slip.
They're gone, Cleveland.
[trudging away and mumbling] My bottom's chilly.
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