Freight Train Brown quotes from The Cleveland Show

Freight Train

You're the only pole dancer I know with a soul...and a wiener.

Freight Train

Hey, Tubby. We're back from Vegas.

So did you have fun with cool Robert?

Robert

Hell yeah. Did you know there is a hepatitis J? [laughs] Vegas is crazy.

Ho-ho, I know. I went to the M&M store once.

Freight Train

Yeah, we got real crazy. So crazy that we decided to make him and me official.

You got murried?

Freight Train

What?! Hell, no. That would be ridiculous. I adopted him. He's my son, now.

What?

Freight Train

I've always wanted a son I could point to and say, "See that man over there? In a track suit? That's my son. My boy. My spawn. Nobody wears a track suit like my son."

You've never seen me in my romper. I'll go get it. [leaves]

Freight Train

[sighs; to Robert] Come on, cool son. Let's go wrestle up a few hustles.

[in his romper] Uh, Donna, get my back slip.

Donna

They're gone, Cleveland.

[trudging away and mumbling] My bottom's chilly.

I brought plenty of peanut butter for protection.

Freight Train

Peanut butter?! Do I look like George Washington Carver?!

I don't know.

Kind of.

Freight Train

Hmm. I should remember that next Halloween.